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hale_bopp
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16 Sep 2011, 10:38 am

You saw the title. Please keep in mind that this thread is a joke.

I'll start. :wink:

I gave Grisha a hair cut the other day and started sniffing the hair.



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16 Sep 2011, 11:08 am

I am jerking off right now.....



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16 Sep 2011, 11:20 am

My dog peed on a calculator that fell off a table and onto the floor and I had to throw the calculator away.



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16 Sep 2011, 1:28 pm

I had a older female customer tell me she wanted to *recruit* me awhile back ago 8O she frightened me a bit cuz I think she was actually trying to pick me up.



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16 Sep 2011, 1:57 pm

I snuck into hale_bopp's room last night and watched her sleep.


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16 Sep 2011, 2:12 pm

.....Boo, I'm right behind y'all.


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16 Sep 2011, 2:39 pm

Pete Quaife's spirit visits my apartment when I'm sleeping on the 23rd of each month.


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16 Sep 2011, 2:42 pm

Michael Bay. I win.

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16 Sep 2011, 3:07 pm

I have a shrine dedicated to cockney rebel. :) ...and I sleep with a picture of jory under my pillow at all times...


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16 Sep 2011, 4:12 pm

Warning: some foul language, but not enough to really detract from the clip's humor:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxACqE-puLY[/youtube]



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16 Sep 2011, 4:48 pm

I wear dark glasses and stare at people so they can't see that I'm staring.



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16 Sep 2011, 4:49 pm

Do you mind if I watch you? I don't have anything else to do at the moment.



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16 Sep 2011, 4:56 pm

**off topic: is it creepy to stare at people!? I mean to like follow them with your eyes absent mindedly ?**
on topic...i have created a website about the fascinating life of sluice....
heres a link:

sluice.com


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16 Sep 2011, 5:08 pm

I have a blow up doll who looks like the face of boo chained up in my closet.



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16 Sep 2011, 5:15 pm

I'm Mick Avory's daughter.

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16 Sep 2011, 5:17 pm

I lick my laptop monitor every time I see a post by emlion.


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