Hilarious new article "homo spergensis" XD

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09 Jul 2010, 6:04 pm

I was on uncyclopedia and stumbled across a new article that I have not seen before. It gave me the giggles, so I thought I should show you all:
Link: Spergensis
It makes us out to be some kind of seperate species altogether, but trust me this humour is in GOOD taste.
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The second type is the spawn of a male aspie/female human which is referred to as an assman (combination of aspie and human). It appears to have the weaknesses of both species; the physical and social awkwardness of the aspie combined with the inattention and obnoxiousness of the human.

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09 Jul 2010, 6:16 pm

That was good. :)



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09 Jul 2010, 7:26 pm

I can't even read it without feeling so tempted to laugh out loud. :lol:


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16 Sep 2011, 4:39 am

Bump - I just read that last night. It's one of the most brilliant articles on uncyclopedia. :D I think somebody who doesn't know about asperger's might actually learn something there. I think an aspie wrote that, right?


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16 Sep 2011, 11:04 am

y-pod wrote:
I think an aspie wrote that, right?


That's exactly what I was wondering as I read that article.


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16 Sep 2011, 11:08 am

I think that's rather obvious when you look closely.


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16 Sep 2011, 2:46 pm

My favorite Uncyclopedia article is "Holocaust denial denial." It's all about people who deny the existence of Holocaust deniers.



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16 Sep 2011, 3:40 pm

The article was funny, but it wasn't hilarious. Made me chuckle a bit.


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16 Sep 2011, 4:06 pm

That was pretty good! :thumleft:



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16 Sep 2011, 6:17 pm

That was a very good article. :)


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16 Sep 2011, 6:59 pm

It's better than Neurotypical Syndrome. Take a look at this trauma!

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