The corrupted wish game

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granted.... you don't have to sleep..... but your body still needs it... your body and mind will deteriorate and you will go crazy..

i wish i knew how to play piano

Granted, but you become trapped inside a grand piano for all eternity.

I wish that I knew what to do

granted, but you have lost the ability to do it

i wish i was not so bored

Granted, but you find yourself worn out and aching all over.

I wish for a nuclear apocalypse.

granted but it happened on a different planet than the one you wanted it on...

i wish my back did not hurt

Granted, but it is bent forwards at 90 degrees.

I wish I could read people's minds.

Granted, but then you'll see all the awful stuff they think about you.

I wish I didn't have to study for tests.

Granted, but you are disqualified for cheating

I wish for an Apocalypse yet again.

Granted, but then there's another Big Bang.

I wish every day were fun.

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I wish I could live by myself.

Wish granted, but since you did not specify species, you have to share your dwelling with 1,000,000 talking, singing, dancing COCKROACHES!! !! !! !! !!

I wish I was married to Jana Cova

Granted. Your sex drive takes a mysterious 60 year vacation.


I wish Bob Barker lived forever.

Granted, but he'll be living off a respirator and all sort of evil machines.

Wish I had an enormous lava lamp.

Granted, but it's real lava, and you burn to death.
I wish I was not the antichrist.

Granted, but now you're Christ and they crucify you.

I wish I owned a star.