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16 Sep 2006, 2:21 pm

Granted, I'm not! But then I'll die.

I wish for no sensory issues.



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16 Sep 2006, 2:27 pm

Granted, but it makes you immune to pain, and you end up bleeding to death.

I wish I was a Sith Lord



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16 Sep 2006, 2:39 pm

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16 Sep 2006, 2:52 pm

Granted, but then the CIA has to lock you up.

I wish I were a goldfish. (?)



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16 Sep 2006, 3:01 pm

Granted, but you only have 3.57 second memory span.

I wish I had a girl friend.



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16 Sep 2006, 3:09 pm

Granted, but you turn gay.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.



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16 Sep 2006, 3:16 pm

Granted, but you are given home tutoring 12 hours a day.

I wish I was invisible



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16 Sep 2006, 3:20 pm

Granted, but a car would run over you (it didn't see you).

I wish I could fly.



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16 Sep 2006, 3:21 pm

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16 Sep 2006, 3:24 pm

Granted, but you are shot down by a little kid with an air gun.

I wish I had a brain.



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16 Sep 2006, 3:26 pm

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16 Sep 2006, 3:27 pm

Granted, but so many thoughts overwhelm you.

I wish I saw I puddy tat.



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16 Sep 2006, 3:31 pm

Granted, but it turns out to be a rubbish rap group.

I wish that I could star as an extra on Stargate SG-1



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16 Sep 2006, 3:31 pm

Granted, but some of the scenery crushes you to death.

I wish I could solve a Rubik's cube.



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16 Sep 2006, 3:43 pm

granted... but solving them becomes uncool and everyone starts to pick on you

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16 Sep 2006, 3:44 pm

Granted (you already can!), but no one gets you.

I wish I got more mail.