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30 Sep 2011, 9:15 pm

Thank you for calling. Your call is important to us. Please wait for the next available representative. your expected wait time is 43 hours and 331 minutes and negative 17 seconds. Plus a century or so(so). There are four customers, 3 shrimp, 64 alligators and a giant ground sloth ahead of you.

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30 Sep 2011, 9:33 pm

Umm, what?

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30 Sep 2011, 9:54 pm

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

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30 Sep 2011, 9:57 pm

I don't get it.

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30 Sep 2011, 10:00 pm

Crow_T_Robot wrote:

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

I loved that episode :lol:

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30 Sep 2011, 10:08 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

I don't get it.

Likely someone just posted the most random thing they could think of in order to attract attention and generate replies... And we all fell for it.

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01 Oct 2011, 3:58 pm

:shrug:

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01 Oct 2011, 6:25 pm

I will call back when more of those animals are extinct.

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01 Oct 2011, 6:30 pm

so_subtly_strange wrote:

negative 17 seconds

so_subtly_strange wrote:

Thank you for calling.

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01 Oct 2011, 7:27 pm

The way I'm reading it is that it's what we would hear if the 'on hold' recording told the truth...except that the seven pairs of three-toed tree toads were not mentioned.....Sylkat

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01 Oct 2011, 11:41 pm

kabbages and kings people. get creative. last three posts are passable. the rest of you fail.

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