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24 Nov 2011, 2:30 pm

You present (or produce if you like) a successful talk show. However uniquely, among the myriad of shows and broadcasts down the years your show has been bestowed a great honour. The ' The Best Thing To Grace Telecommunication Since John Logie Baird Award'.

As a reward you have been granted the opportunity to resurrect 3 dead people to appear as guests on the show. The guests will have the hour-long slot to interact with the host (possibly you), the audience and perhaps most interestingly each other, before promptly dying again when the show finishes.

Who would you have on your show?

My guests would be:

Sigmund Freud
Allen Ginsberg
Ted Bundy

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24 Nov 2011, 2:33 pm

Mine:

Osama bin Laden
Saddam Hussein
Kim Il-Sung

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24 Nov 2011, 2:36 pm

Adolph Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Pol Pot

I'd spend the entire hour showing these people how depraved they were and how all of their dreams had failed, and then I'd lead the studio audience in a live count-down to the moment of their (second) deaths.

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24 Nov 2011, 2:38 pm

I would ressurect Dian Fossey, Charles Darwin and any dead serial killer just so I could find out how his/her mind works.

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24 Nov 2011, 2:40 pm

I suspected that a flood of deceased murderers and dictators might come to the fore . . .

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24 Nov 2011, 2:44 pm

It just doesn't seem right to inflict a second death on a nice person.

6 million death sentences on Herr Hitler seems about right, however...

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24 Nov 2011, 2:44 pm

Jesus Christ, Mohammed and Buddha. Weapons not provided.

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24 Nov 2011, 2:46 pm

Include Zarathustra, Gobind Singh, and Aleister Crowley into the party.

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24 Nov 2011, 2:54 pm

Judas Iscariot
Pontius Pilate
Herod the Great

I'd spend the entire hour showing these people how depraved they were and how all of their dreams had failed, and then I'd lead the studio audience in a live count-down to the moment of their (second) deaths.