How to drive NTs mad.

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Hey KBABZ,

Where have u been all my life???????????
I love your "poke them with a stick " idea. Just one thing though, I am not the fastest runner. Any suggestions incase they poke back?????

Well, it depends on what you're using to poke them with. If you're using a twig, then you may want to have some kind of escape route to a hiding place handy, but if you're poking them with the enitre tree, they'll be the one running!

Another way to tick them off: Play with the lightswitch in the room they're in (works best at night), or do other simple sound things such as making a 'pop' noise with your mouth, clicking a pen, or tappping the table in a slow beat with the stick you used to poke them all day with!

Say "Excuse me" when something other than your body makes a Farting sound.

I also choose certain onesd and say hi to them everytime I see them.

Sing in Latin as loud as you can. It always works.

When I watch sports I insist truthfully that I think many/most calls by officials that my family members deem in error seem to be correct, or that it doesn't matter they make the officials make mistakes because they do it both ways and I don't think they are doing a "terrible" job. This makes my family members most annoyed.

Don't wash or wear Deoderant or change for a week. I've tried that one, durring the summer that I was seventeen, as an experiment.

These forums are at the same time horribly depressing, and intensely amusing.


But here's a sure fire way to get NTs mad.

Do anything. No matter what you do, someone is going to be angry at you for it. You can rescue a kitten out of a tree, and you'll have someone yelling that you're interfering with evolution.

Also, in response to earlier parts of this thread. If someone poked ME with a stick all day I'd be annoyed too.


I find that placing a large number of kittens can annoy people, but they're too distracted by the cute that they won't complain.

Bonus points if you just got the kittens out of a tree.

Rock them