Things That Make You Go WTF?

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04 Sep 2006, 9:56 am

I'll start.

If someone was to ever (not saying it will happen) raise from the dead.

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04 Sep 2006, 10:09 am

Being patronized because someone "just knew" I meant something that I didn't.

Usually, these people are in positions of authority.

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04 Sep 2006, 10:13 am

I have to admit, it is when the mormons come to my door. To no end I can't not understand that. I mean, wtf???

Or when a guy is for sure he is in love with me and that by some stupidity of my own that he will straitien out, I will come around, if he keeps persisting persisting persisting (all the while treating me like I'm stupid ) :roll:

When people say, oh you look so skinny!! ! and I'm 40 lbs overweight by health standards.

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04 Sep 2006, 10:17 am

IF someone raised from the dead, I'd be like.... HOLY SHI*

*runs*

zombie approaches..... Alternative, " :twisted: wtf??"

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04 Sep 2006, 10:17 am

When you walk by a vending machine and a metal detector in it detects you have coins and its computer programs says " Hey big spender how about you buy a soda"

So you do but it steals about $2 dollars then it gives you a diet root beer when you wanted a Coke.

You then kick the machine and an alarm goes off.

A cop appears out of thin air and says "what wrong"

You tell him what happens he tells you to hit the road.

You look back as you walk off and notice he hits a switch on the bottem of the machine
and two cans of Coke come out and two cops walk off laughing.

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04 Sep 2006, 10:41 am

Just when we think something is going completely right, someone else is not satisfied with it and it makes us all very sad.

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04 Sep 2006, 11:55 am

SeaBright wrote:

Being patronized because someone "just knew" I meant something that I didn't.

Usually, these people are in positions of authority.

Often they are not.

**********

Hale_Bopp, sometimes.

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04 Sep 2006, 1:26 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wUjYhSNVve8

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04 Sep 2006, 1:28 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wUjYhSNVve8

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04 Sep 2006, 1:31 pm

When my good friend the F*** asks me a question and I don't quite hear him, so I have to say, "What, the F***?"

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04 Sep 2006, 2:07 pm

The fact Snakes on a Plane got greenlighted.

How there are people who think a motion picture based on the Silmarillion is a good idea.

That f**k is censored here.

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04 Sep 2006, 2:17 pm

How somebody past the age of 30 can go on all of the rides at an Amusement Park.

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04 Sep 2006, 4:10 pm

People in general, the level of stupidity found among the general public is phenomenal.

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04 Sep 2006, 5:47 pm

The fact that G Bush got elected....TWICE....even if the election was rigged...how did americans let this g on!! !!

The lack of logical thought in most of the "managers" I have had.Humans in general....WTF????

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04 Sep 2006, 7:26 pm

Getting 27 dollar checks when I know I sold more art/cards than that. And I still haven't received that money from the oil painting that was sold. That's what makes me say WTF!

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04 Sep 2006, 7:41 pm

I was thinking WTF when that time I got asked to join an orgy,and I still think WTF when people insult me.

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