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04 Nov 2011, 2:06 am

A thread for the stupid, pointless, and redundant. First up:

Man loses arm in freak homemade guillotine accident

Really? He made a guillotine, and it was a "freak accident" when he lopped off a body part?



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04 Nov 2011, 2:08 am

What the heck was a homeless guy making a guillotine in the woods for 8O


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04 Nov 2011, 2:09 am

Just an arm, huh? Darwinism dropped the ball on this one.



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04 Nov 2011, 2:14 am

I kind of feel bad for laughing when I read this.



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04 Nov 2011, 2:15 am

Vigilans wrote:
What the heck was a homeless guy making a guillotine in the woods for 8O


Maybe he was trying to circumcise the bears?



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04 Nov 2011, 2:25 am

Obres wrote:
Vigilans wrote:
What the heck was a homeless guy making a guillotine in the woods for 8O


Maybe he was trying to circumcise the bears?


Bears??! !

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04 Nov 2011, 2:28 am

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Maybe he was trying to circumcise the bears?


Well, hem... personnally, I would not try...

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Just an arm, huh? Darwinism dropped the ball on this one.


It must hurts... /fear

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04 Nov 2011, 3:58 am

This book actually exists. Some of the Amazon reviews are hilarious.

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04 Nov 2011, 4:05 am

Homeless dude, guillotine, woods?

Now I have seen it all.


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06 Nov 2011, 9:03 pm

Why would anyone do that 8O



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06 Nov 2011, 9:19 pm

Anybody see "outdoors man" or something like. Beer competition in the woods? pretty weird as f**k.



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06 Nov 2011, 9:57 pm

Jory wrote:
This book actually exists. Some of the Amazon reviews are hilarious.

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Second edition? Did he not get it right the first time around? 8O


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06 Nov 2011, 9:59 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Jory wrote:
This book actually exists. Some of the Amazon reviews are hilarious.

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Second edition? Did he not get it right the first time around? 8O


He has to keep it updated, as ships keep getting bigger, and apparently, in what is seemingly an inverse relationship, less obvious to avoid... :P


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06 Nov 2011, 10:10 pm

I'm surprised he didn't just use binoculars with proportionately decreasing power. There - problem solved! 8)
Hmm. Except he'd eventually end up blind in a universe of steel but by then shipping would have probably ceased anyway.


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06 Nov 2011, 11:05 pm

Jory wrote:
Just an arm, huh? Darwinism dropped the ball on this one.


Well consider how many spectacular idiots are out there, one or two are bound to slip threw the cracks every now and then.


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07 Nov 2011, 7:13 pm

I should get a copy of that book for my dad...


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