when i was a little kid in elementary school, i had some chilibeans with cheese, and they didn't agree with me. the next day, on a cold winter's morning, i boarded the school bus, which had the windows closed and the heater up front blowing warm air backwards. my emissions began and within a minute the guy behind me barfed all over the place. the combined smell of my emanations and his barf stank up the bus, and soon windows were opening left and right. it soon got cold inside and the bus driver shouted at us, "close those goddamned windows NOW!" so we closed 'em. but then my emissions continued, somebody else barfed again, the wafting heater currents made the smell rise again and soon the bus driver sneered and shouted at us, "OPEN those god damned windows NOW!" after we disembarked at the school, i was asked by some other kids, "what in the HELL did you eat last night?!" and when i told 'em, they moaned "aw christ, no wonder!" 