My Most Sincere Apology to MONKEY!

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rabbitears
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04 Apr 2011, 3:54 pm

I apologize so very deeply for all of my master skills in Jackass-ery. I have been trained from a very early age to belittle women and be a guffawing, chauvinistic pig with no respect for the rights of others. I also apologize so very much for my complete lack of skill when it comes to playing Charades, and, of course, I Spy.

I know I am a patronising, nasty man with no way of controlling my callous insults, and for that, I must commit Seppuku.



:P :geek: :P :geek: :P :geek: :P :geek: :P


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04 Apr 2011, 4:01 pm

Yes, you are a complete nob. I could have SWORN there was a blue pen in your room, I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES.


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04 Apr 2011, 4:02 pm

Double post, I am a failure.


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04 Apr 2011, 4:11 pm

Jesus Christ, ho! That was either Oreos or Nunchucks, you thick hog. How many times do I got to tell ya!


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04 Apr 2011, 4:12 pm

MONKEY wrote:
I am a failure.


Agreed.


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04 Apr 2011, 4:18 pm

Oreos packets are not a few millimetres in diameter with nibs at the end! And neither are nunchucks! What kind of weird topsy turvy alice in wonderland are you living in?


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04 Apr 2011, 4:25 pm

MONKEY wrote:
Oreos packets are not a few millimetres in diameter with nibs at the end!


You would know.... :P


Seriously, get you frickin' eyes tested, you old crone.


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04 Apr 2011, 4:33 pm

Get a room you two. :P



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04 Apr 2011, 4:40 pm

Well, you get a better webcam then you complete technical imbecile!


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04 Apr 2011, 4:42 pm

dunbots wrote:
Get a room you two. :P


We are and knock first! Seriously didn't you see the hat hanging on the door handle?


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04 Apr 2011, 4:47 pm

MONKEY wrote:
Well, you get a better webcam then you complete technical imbecile!




I would if you would just stop forcing me to send you money through the post. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR 8 BABIES!


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04 Apr 2011, 4:50 pm

You should do, they are yours after all!


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04 Apr 2011, 4:54 pm

Well, you shouldn't have gotten me so god-damn drunk then! TRAMP!


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....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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04 Apr 2011, 5:04 pm

I'm a tramp? You're the one who got me drunk, mister! And now I'm left alone looking after octuplets.


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04 Apr 2011, 5:14 pm

Rohypnol worked wonders for you, didn't it? Got just what you wanted....


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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04 Apr 2011, 5:26 pm

Man-slag!

I'm phoning Jeremy Kyle!


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