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09 Oct 2006, 4:46 am

I'm standing naked in the center of an empty highway at night. The side of the road are on fire as far as I can see. I began to hear the loud horns of a road train(big trucks with lots of heavy trailers).

I know I can generate a bridge in my mind at anytime over a murky river but I am scared of water and the water will be icey cold.

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09 Oct 2006, 6:18 am

Try to remember that you can fly, but always attempt take off from the ground in case you momentarily forget how or are not actually asleep.

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09 Oct 2006, 6:27 am

Teleport somewhere else.

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09 Oct 2006, 6:28 am

By George it might just work. I do seem to have the ability to defy gravity in my dreams.

I'm seem to only make it on top of one of the truck trailers which is moving at a high rate
of speed. I will try to flap my arms again but I'm just not sure.

Sorry I can not teleport myself OWA my mind does not buy that I can do that.

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09 Oct 2006, 7:09 am

ATTENTION, MACHINE 1 HAS JUST REACHED 1337 POSTS!! !

HE HAS REACHED THE STAGE OF GARLICISTIC TRANCENDANCE!

As the first member of our church to surpass this incredible experience, to recieve a higher level of 1337 Garlicy wisdom, i congratulate you, sir. He needs a special title/position within the church. Maybe the Head PHriest of Garlicistic Wisdom? Im useless at names, OWA you can make it. I am content being head of 1337 h4x, and feel priveledged to have a holy priest of 1337 garlic within our faith.

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09 Oct 2006, 7:20 am

Elite High Priest
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09 Oct 2006, 7:25 am

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09 Oct 2006, 7:49 am

Wow, that is a nightmare!

I hope you're feeling much better now!

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09 Oct 2006, 7:53 am

I am better now. I remembered my faith in Garlic and I will make it and if its Garlic
will that I die then so be it.

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09 Oct 2006, 7:59 am

greyhelium wrote:

That, my dear friends, is the Garlic equivalent of 666....

And remember kids, what Uncle Ood says?

"The Beast and His Armies shall Rise from the Pit to Make War against God."

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09 Oct 2006, 8:49 am

Quatermass wrote:

greyhelium wrote:

That, my dear friends, is the Garlic equivalent of 666....

And remember kids, what Uncle Ood says?

"The Beast and His Armies shall Rise from the Pit to Make War against God."

The Ood are also the servers of many an awful tasting meal. Doom truly is upon us.

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09 Oct 2006, 2:06 pm

Last night, I had a dream that I went back to where I used to live and saw a sex tape starring Amy Lee, the Evanescence singer. I wish I hadn't woken up.

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09 Oct 2006, 3:02 pm

werbert wrote:

Last night, I had a dream that I went back to where I used to live and saw a sex tape starring Amy Lee, the Evanescence singer. I wish I hadn't woken up.

That would give anyone sweet dreams!! !

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10 Oct 2006, 6:30 am

The mind is strange I do not remember the contact of the dream but last night I
did infact dream I could fly over a water whirl pool. My mind thought there would be wind above it powering it. I was allso the people watching me and I said he has just past the 45 second record (human flight).

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