Lessons I've Learned From The Cosby Show

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21 Nov 2011, 3:42 pm

1. Eat real food and not just diet food. If I want a hoagie, I should have one.
2. Always go to the bathroom before I put all of my snow gear on.
3. It's better just to buy somebody a suit that they want for their Birthday, than it is to sew one from scratch.
4. Don't do circus tricks on a bed.
5. Men and women should have equal opportunities
6. Just because your child is having trouble in school doesn't mean he's lazy. He might have a learning disability.
7. Homemade baby food will not kill your child.
8. You don't have to be old to enjoy oldies.


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21 Nov 2011, 4:01 pm

9. Never be afraid to tell your children when they've said something stupid; but don't forget to tell them why it is stupid.
10. Playing one parent off against the other will always get results, but maybe not the kind of results that you want.


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