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Slykat:

He wanted to say Skill Cat but got horribly confused.

Oh, and his breath permanently smells like onion.

chrissyrun:
Pulls horrible faces and her complexion is the colour of havarti cheese

Melvin-z:
Doesn't yet know it, but that boy is in BIG trouble...chrissyrun neither forgets nor forgives!
Furthermore, he should know better than to EVER pick a fight with a girl; has he no self-preservation instincts? Silly man.

Sylkat:
Full of empty threats and questionable ideas.
(I'm a girl too!)

Melvin-z:
Reeks of hostility, probably sends bomb threats through the mail, 'Postage Due', and I'm quite sure she can't cook...can't figure out how that 'Stove' thing in the kitchen works.

Dog breath!

Swbluto:
Both you and your deceptive kitten avatar have 'dead mouse breath' and you both frequently piddle outside the litter box. The only difference is that the kitten does that accidentally. And you both have fleas.

Sylkat:
Suspectedof disgusting habits such as cutting his nails on the bus while making sucking noises with his teeth.

Melvin-z:
When I am on the bus, if I find myself sitting by someone as refined and gracious as you, I pull off my shoes and socks and bite my toenails. Seems to cause the most delightful reaction amongst the sensitive types.

Rude and bendy! I was right, Sylkat, you are a charmer!

Words just don't begin to describe ^

Melvin-z:
If I got on your bus, I would deliberately sit next to you, find an all-rap-music station on my iPod, and turn it way, WAY up. Until your stop, when I'd follow you down the street, calling, out "How can you ignore me like this? I'm your own mother!"

Ignored another poster.

Must be constipated

Dear Chrissyrun, how can I possibly be expected to insult MerciXFaveur, when the comment by our beloved OP was obviously a compliment to Melvin-z?

Wasn't MerciXFaveur agreeing with me on Sylkat's indescribable charm?