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09 Oct 2006, 3:01 am

I'm confused. How can one event occur to make someone start up chruches for various food goods? No offence on any followers, but I'm honestly, completely and utterly baffled. And explination would greatly ease the throbbing pain coming from inside my head.

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09 Oct 2006, 3:05 am

http://www.wrongplanet.net/asperger.htm ... ic&t=17415

It started with that f***er's thread.

Then OWA read that and became a devolt Garlicist.
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Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:30 pm

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Yeah when you mess with big Garlic(oh most our members look as Garilc as the creator)
you better watch your back and your taco's because we got people everywhere. That
pimple faced punk making your sandwich at subway may have a NGTF card in his
wallet and a bulb of garlic in his pocket. We will only be accepted by you NG's
(non-garlic users) when we can get you on Garlic.

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Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:01 pm
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The Church of Mustard, headed by Pope Werbert I, declares holy war on the garlic infidels.



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09 Oct 2006, 3:09 am

I take full responsibility for the Church of Mustard.



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09 Oct 2006, 3:19 am

OH YEAH!! I remember that! This must be the worst case of off-topic on the internet to date!


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09 Oct 2006, 5:43 am

You're probably right.


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09 Oct 2006, 6:10 am

i for one am glad it happend. I am a Garlicist and i wouldnt change for no amount of bribery. Start the bidding.


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09 Oct 2006, 7:37 am

KBABZ wrote:
I'm confused. How can one event occur to make someone start up chruches for various food goods? No offence on any followers, but I'm honestly, completely and utterly baffled. And explination would greatly ease the throbbing pain coming from inside my head.


I think boredom had a lot to do with it.

Boredom, competitiveness and condiments.


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09 Oct 2006, 7:48 am

sociable_hermit wrote:
KBABZ wrote:
I'm confused. How can one event occur to make someone start up chruches for various food goods? No offence on any followers, but I'm honestly, completely and utterly baffled. And explination would greatly ease the throbbing pain coming from inside my head.


I think boredom had a lot to do with it.

Boredom, competitiveness and condiments.


I say you got it right with the first word.

Garlic was bored and alone so he created the universe.

Thats not in the Book of Garlic just my opinion.



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09 Oct 2006, 12:48 pm

Yes and it has definitely gotten old guys


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09 Oct 2006, 7:29 pm

Well it's a fun way to make fun of um real churchs who have little to no sense of humor ? The joke is the more absurd the better. One I have seen in a place online that will stay nameless to protect the sillyness it's called The Church of Bacon. It has a few good things about it 1 you can see it 2 you can eat it. 3 it does not ask for or want money. 4 if you eat bacon you can be a member of the it that's it :P


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