The Make Up Good things you done thread

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or any good luck you had.



Me: I have developed the ability to predict the future!


Example: In 2017 the world will be destroy by an object from outer space.

I saved a child who fell down a well and moved him to the safety of a burning building.

I taught Eric Clapton how to play guitar. And then I taught George W. Bush how to talk.

You win some, you lose some.

Hey you taught them both how to do coke so remember the positives to.

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I once led a classroom rebellion because my teacher sucked and was filling our heads with misinformation. I taught the class the rest of the year.

I have swept the glamour awards. In one year, I won People's Sexiest Person Alive (I finished first in both the Men's and Women's categories), I won Mr. Blackwell's best-dressed award, and I also won Playmate of the Year for Playboy. I've also taken home a grammy for an album consisting of nothing but my flatulence.

Defeated nagumo at midway.
Defeated saddam in desert storm.
Defeated napoleon at waterloo.
Defeated the vietcong at khe sahn.
Beated the soviets to the moon.

Pleased to meet you, Admiral-General Spruazkopfingtonmorelandstrong.

Things I really did:

Defeated Godo at Wutai.
Defeated Zack at Nibelheim.
Defeated President Shinra at his headquarters in Midgar.
Defeated Midgar Zolom at the marsh outside of Mythril Mine.
Murdered Aeris at the Forgotten City of the Ancients.
Summoned Meteor to injure the Planet so that I could become God.

And the only things I have to make up are:

Defeated Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Nanaki, Reeve, Cid, Yuffie, and Vincent.
Became God and continued Mother's work, traveling from planet to planet, killing them by absorbing their Lifestreams, then moving on to the next.

Brought world peace about single-handed. Simply by crushing the Earth with my feet. (I walk quite heavily.)

Found a faster and easier way than Meteor so that I would become God before Cloud even realized I was still alive.

I also invented the internet.

I stopped what happened September 11th from happening

I wondered why I couldn't remember it ever happening.

I'm beating Michael Jackson to death right now.

If only this thread were in the adult forum.

By the way, you know the Leaning Tower of Pisa? I was the one who made it lean.