"You don't say!"

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This is a game of responding to an obvious statement with a sarcastic remark. To play, you respond to the previous poster's obvious statement and then provide your own - providing context as necessary.

For instance,

Obvious statement: (outside on a clear day) "The sky is blue!"

Sarcastic remark: "Gee, I never noticed before!"


Starting obvious statement:

(to a person who's been standing outside for hours in the wintertime with -40° air temperature and bitter wind) "It's cold outside!"

Your perception of temperature is clearly quite astute, dear sir. Perhaps you could also assist me in ascertaining which direction is up!

My turn: Bloody hell, I can't believe they put music on the internet now!