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Cyrano
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20 Oct 2006, 11:02 am

The sister to the Aspergian Personal Ads...We're all gathered here today in eHoly eMatrimony, to eMarry some of our finest members...

If there's someone you've had your eye on, tell them! Maybe they'll accept your eProposition...

werbert
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20 Oct 2006, 11:17 am

Werbert, will you marry me?

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20 Oct 2006, 11:18 am

Hale_Bopp, will you, could you, would you ....?

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20 Oct 2006, 12:40 pm

Who wants to say "Tim, will you marry me?"

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20 Oct 2006, 8:30 pm

I'd like to marry both hale_bopp and fiz. Then I could take them to my secluded ranch in Utah and have 72 kids. We could teach them how to shoot guns and hate outsiders and people with dark skin. :wink: :roll: :lol: :lol:

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20 Oct 2006, 8:32 pm

I'd like to marry whoever is willing to live in Idaho, be the wife of a geologist, and have a few kids as well.

Tim

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werbert
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20 Oct 2006, 8:37 pm

werbert wrote:

Werbert, will you marry me?

I'd love to, but you know my feelings. I won't marry you until the federal government recognizes same-person marriages. I want to have a real wedding.

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20 Oct 2006, 8:40 pm

werbert wrote:

Werbert, will you marry me?

I'd love to, but you know my feelings. I won't marry you until the federal government recognizes same-person marriages. I want to have a real wedding.

Or at least until cloning is perfected.

Tim

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20 Oct 2006, 8:41 pm

werbert wrote:

Werbert, will you marry me?

I'd love to, but you know my feelings. I won't marry you until the federal government recognizes same-person marriages. I want to have a real wedding.

Why stop there?? You could marry yourself a third time and have a polygamist marrige! Just think of how amazing your love life would be!! !

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20 Oct 2006, 8:42 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

Who wants to say "Tim, will you marry me?"

Starbuline would say that, but she'd be referring to me! We've made plans to get married on the Moon someday.

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20 Oct 2006, 8:43 pm

werbert wrote:

Werbert, will you marry me?

I'd love to, but you know my feelings. I won't marry you until the federal government recognizes same-person marriages. I want to have a real wedding.

And if you did clone yourself, it would still be a same-sex marriage, so you would have to have the wedding in Massachusetts (or a civil union in Vermont).

Tim

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20 Oct 2006, 8:55 pm

Or he could wait another ten years when they find out how to re-arrange the gender genes.

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20 Oct 2006, 8:58 pm

No, I lie being a man. And I would kill a clone of myself within two days. (Would that count as suicide?)

I'll just wait until autosexual marriage is legalized.

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20 Oct 2006, 8:58 pm

KBABZ wrote:

Or he could wait another ten years when they find out how to re-arrange the gender genes.

They'd only have to change one chromosome.

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20 Oct 2006, 9:01 pm

KBABZ will you marry me?

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20 Oct 2006, 9:01 pm

KBABZ wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

Who wants to say "Tim, will you marry me?"

Starbuline would say that, but she'd be referring to me! We've made plans to get married on the Moon someday.

So who else would it be?

Tim

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