There once was a man from Trent...

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26 Jan 2012, 3:41 pm

Who wrapped up his foot in a tent,
One night after dark,
It ran off with a bark,
And he never worked out what it meant.

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26 Jan 2012, 3:58 pm

While perusing this website specific,
I learned something really terrific!
Post opinions of mine
And whiners will whine,
With no soul remaining pacific!

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26 Jan 2012, 4:04 pm

I thought of a really dirty one, so I won't post it.

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26 Jan 2012, 4:05 pm

Hickory Dickory DEvil
The Swinger ran up the steeple
The clock struck five
He's no longer alive
Hickory Dickory DEvil

From the theatre version of Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

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26 Jan 2012, 4:09 pm

There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke with a fright in the middle of the night
To find that his dream had come true!

"Gee Gary, you sure are smart."
"Did you think my shell was full of hot air?"

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26 Jan 2012, 4:17 pm

there once was a site called WrongPlanet
with moderators that ran it
there were members in scads
and sockpuppets they had
but trolls best behave or get banished

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26 Jan 2012, 4:50 pm

Sparx wrote:

Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?

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26 Jan 2012, 4:52 pm

Apart from hyperlexian's, did anyone here make up their own?

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26 Jan 2012, 6:26 pm

smudge wrote:

Apart from hyperlexian's, did anyone here make up their own?

It seems like Fnord did.

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26 Jan 2012, 7:44 pm

jmnixon95 wrote:

smudge wrote:

Apart from hyperlexian's, did anyone here make up their own?

It seems like Fnord did.

Yep! I did the "Limerick of the Week" for my school newspaper for four years.

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26 Jan 2012, 7:46 pm

fnord's got skillz

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26 Jan 2012, 7:48 pm

Fnord wrote:

jmnixon95 wrote:

smudge wrote:

Apart from hyperlexian's, did anyone here make up their own?

It seems like Fnord did.

Yep! I did the "Limerick of the Week" for my school newspaper for four years.

Very good.

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26 Jan 2012, 10:29 pm

there once was a member name smudge
who never held onto a grudge
but there was a pounding
and yells were resounding
when hyper ate up all her fudge

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26 Jan 2012, 10:31 pm

OneStepBeyond wrote:

fnord's got skillz

The Limerick method is complexed;
Five lines of humorous text.
Ph3@r my M4d £337 5k1iL$!
(That give you such thrills)
'Cuz you wonder what's coming up next!

:lol:

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27 Jan 2012, 3:14 am

There once was a man named Jed
Who missed shooting a deer in the head
But instead of some food
He struck black gold, oil, crude
"Off to Beverly Hills", He then said.

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27 Jan 2012, 5:47 am

hyperlexian wrote:

there once was a member name smudge
who never held onto a grudge
but there was a pounding
and yells were resounding
when hyper ate up all her fudge

Hahaha, I love it!!

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