I forgot to make this sect

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There is now a fifth sect of the Church of Garlic. It is the sect of Blood. Its leader is ShadesOfMe. Anyone who wishes to join may do so here. You may also join any other sect of the Church of Garlic from this thread. The others are Garlic, Rubber Ducks, Pie, Vegetarianism, and Chocolate.

Don't you mean the sixth sect of COG?

Blood.
Garlic.
Pie.
Rubber ducks.
Chocolate.
Vegetarianism.

Thats six...

I wasn't counting Garlic as a sect. I just listed under sects in case someone decided to join it. I still consider blood the fifth sect.

I just learned the Jack Daniels Barbecue Sauce, my favorite steak marinade, has garlic powder in it. Oh happy day!

mmm chocolate

Does that mean you'll join us?

do I have to sell my soul or somthing? i dont think i want to sell my soul... do i get to eat lost of chocolate? maybe if I can keep my soul and chocolate.....

You don't sell it. Your soul is saved. And yes, as a member of the Church of Chocolate, you get to eat as much of it as you want. You also get to chose which department of the Church of Chocolate you get to lead. If you can't decide, werbert will tell you what to do.

I have two titles in the Church of Chocolate: Archbishop of Chocolate and Archon of Hershey's Special Dark. I am also an ordained minister in the Church of Garlic.

What kind of chocolate do you like, deccajay?

milk chocolate, and chocolate with mint, and any chocolate, chocolate cake is good...

ok i will join your chocolate church

I consecrate you the Bishopess of Chocolate Cake.

I am honored!

I also give you the staff of office. It's milk chocolate, but please don't eat it.

I also simultaneously elevate myself to the rank of Cardinal of Chocolate, and grant myself the title of Archbishop of Milk Chocolate, combined with my secular title of Prince of Kentfordfurthingshireham, which is the rank I will use in my day-to-day business.

I will try to resist

If you do, you're a better person than I. I've already eaten all of mine.