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05 Nov 2006, 2:55 pm

"If (insert name of elderly relative/mean neighbour) died, would anyone notice?
I decicded i made a mistake after my mother just looked at me and failed to reply.

Pretty much says it all.

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05 Nov 2006, 2:57 pm

I asked a question to a firefighter:

"Do you fight fires only to keep them from spreading?"

I was joking of course!

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05 Nov 2006, 3:00 pm

After seeing Trading Spouses several times, I can think of tons of questions I shouldn't ask--too many to post.

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05 Nov 2006, 3:31 pm

I think that curiosity is perfectly healthy, however, i'm glad i'm not a cat.

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05 Nov 2006, 3:38 pm

LOL.

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05 Nov 2006, 5:02 pm

"What the hell is going on here?" comes to mind. What if you ask that question and someone tells you?

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05 Nov 2006, 5:18 pm

For the women: "Do these pants make me look fat?"

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05 Nov 2006, 5:21 pm

werbert wrote:

Do these pants make me look fat?"

I thought you didn't wear pants

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05 Nov 2006, 7:54 pm

No, I meant that's a bad question for women to ask their husbands/boyfriends.

And, yes, I do not wear pants. Don't need to. I'm a Catholic priest. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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05 Nov 2006, 7:56 pm

werbert wrote:

No, I meant that's a bad question for women to ask their husbands/boyfriends.

And, yes, I do not wear pants. Don't need to. I'm a Catholic priest. :lol:

I thought you were teh Elite Archbishop of teh Chocolate. How many altar boys have "helped study" so far?

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05 Nov 2006, 8:12 pm

Me- Are you ok?

Dying person with seconds left to live- What does it look li-
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Me- Are you blind?

Blind person- OF COURSE I AM!! !

Me- Ok, I was just asking.

Blind person- I see.
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Me- Are you deaf?

Deaf person-....

Ok, enough with the ret*d jokes.

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05 Nov 2006, 8:26 pm

"are you pregnant?" if someone's pregnant they will share it. I can't imagine if I actually was being asked that by a stranger.

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05 Nov 2006, 10:41 pm

"Has your head always been that big?"

Not one of my finer moments.

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05 Nov 2006, 10:43 pm

"Can you tell I'm lying?" Would probably give your lies away pretty easily. Don't lie to a person and then ask them this.

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05 Nov 2006, 11:15 pm

When's your Due Date?

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06 Nov 2006, 12:36 am

"What's that ticking in that package?"
"What are you carrying behind your back?"
"Why are you climbing that clock tower?"
"Who's face are you planning on cutting off and wearing?"

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