More sects for the church of pepsi.

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12 Nov 2006, 1:31 am

Just what i said in order to survive garlic and make sure PSP doesn't get powerful and these are the new sects i'm opening:
The church of computers.
The church of ice cream.
The church of anti-MTV.
The church of pizza.
The church of Guns and missiles.
The church of NUKES!! ! (this is NOT a part of Guns & missiles)
The church of Football/jock haters.

Anyone interested in joining any of these sects or want to join pepsi sign up today!! !

Please,OWA for the love of pepsi (or garlic in your case) don't try to recruit more garlic SOLDIERS here do it somewere else.

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12 Nov 2006, 1:35 am

Can one love Garlic (in a very Catholic way) and hate MTV at the same time?

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12 Nov 2006, 1:36 am

I question the logic of hating another religion just because it is competing with your own. They barely started and you hate them already!

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12 Nov 2006, 1:38 am

fujikochan wrote:

Can one love Garlic (in a very Catholic way) and hate MTV at the same time?

If you don't worship garlic or want to betray garlic you're in the COAMTV then.

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12 Nov 2006, 1:39 am

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I question the logic of hating another religion just because it is competing with your own. They barely started and you hate them already!

No i'm just trying to maintain the balance of power,i didn't say i hate PSP.

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12 Nov 2006, 1:41 am

May I join the Church of Nukes?

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12 Nov 2006, 1:42 am

Since you want to join the new garlic sects....no.

NEW PEPSI SECTS!! !
Church of bionicles.
Church of strategy games.
Church of limp bizkit.
Church of destroy all humans (video game)
Church of south park.
Church of Wii.
Church of comedy movies.

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12 Nov 2006, 1:46 am

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KBABZ wrote:

I question the logic of hating another religion just because it is competing with your own. They barely started and you hate them already!

No i'm just trying to maintain the balance of power,i didn't say i hate PSP.

Well, I didn't say that you hated PSP, just it's church.

Come to think of it, What balance of power? They've just started and your acting as if they've got a lot more power! Wait... the Church of PSP has equal power to a Church of Pepsi that has 7 sects? Wow...

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12 Nov 2006, 1:49 am

KBABZ wrote:

Unknown wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

I question the logic of hating another religion just because it is competing with your own. They barely started and you hate them already!

No i'm just trying to maintain the balance of power,i didn't say i hate PSP.

The PSP is very powerful. Especially when they come equiped with a chain gun and a rocket launcher like they do in the Church of PSP.

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12 Nov 2006, 1:49 am

As much as I like your Anti-MTV idea, Pepsi is insipidly evil.

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12 Nov 2006, 1:50 am

KBABZ wrote:

Unknown wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

I question the logic of hating another religion just because it is competing with your own. They barely started and you hate them already!

No i'm just trying to maintain the balance of power,i didn't say i hate PSP.

The Church of PSP will grow stronger sooner or later i'm making a preemptive move.

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12 Nov 2006, 1:51 am

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As much as I like your Anti-MTV idea, Pepsi is insipidly evil.

You don't have to worship pepsi just to join COAMTV.

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12 Nov 2006, 1:53 am

KBABZ wrote:

Unknown wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

I question the logic of hating another religion just because it is competing with your own. They barely started and you hate them already!

No i'm just trying to maintain the balance of power,i didn't say i hate PSP.

Also, the number of sects doesn't matter. It's the number of members. An empty sect is no better than not having one at all. They're just a way of recruiting new members who previously had no reason to join. A church with 186,286,548,325 empty sects is easily pwnt by a church with only one sect but 186,286,548,325 members.

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12 Nov 2006, 1:56 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

Unknown wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

I question the logic of hating another religion just because it is competing with your own. They barely started and you hate them already!

No i'm just trying to maintain the balance of power,i didn't say i hate PSP.

I know that i'm just trying to get more members!! !

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12 Nov 2006, 1:57 am

Unknown wrote:

fujikochan wrote:

As much as I like your Anti-MTV idea, Pepsi is insipidly evil.

You don't have to worship pepsi just to join COAMTV.

Hokay!

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12 Nov 2006, 2:03 am

Unknown wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

Unknown wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

I question the logic of hating another religion just because it is competing with your own. They barely started and you hate them already!

No i'm just trying to maintain the balance of power,i didn't say i hate PSP.

I know that i'm just trying to get more members!! !

I know you know. That was for KBABZ.

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