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The ship has limited resources thanks to a certain person or persons...who decided to drench every thing in minced garlic. The ship is beyond repair and the radio is not working. I would start searching for food.

I would begin searching for more Garlic.

And don't be mad. I just wanted to bless the ship.

I would take a suite case of bulbs with me. I would plant each clove. Then
One-Winged-Angel would began supervising the contruction of the Church building.
I would start the weapons program.

I'd whip my favourite toy Routemaster out of my Suitcase and clutch her close to my Heart.

The first weapon created would be a huge cannon powered by the Planet's life energy which is Garlic. We wouldn't need Garlic Reactors which would drain the Planet because we'll be growing it's power source. That's something Shinra should have considered. We would then begin combining Garlic Cells with our best fighters and call them SOLDIER. We will also create weapons for them made of Garlic so the weapons would be indestructable. We would also make Garlic armor for them so they can't be damaged in a fight. Then I will fly to Midgar and kill an old enemy named Cloud who has Mustard hair. Then we would start our own country on the island called Mideel, and never have to leave.

Garlic Bless Mideel.

okay...all of these would be put in the other selection. too bad i can't change the poll options...i blame the olive garden.

As you create your little island i'll be on the other side other island with my mangos, bananas, fishes, and coconuts. I would then find a volleyball and name it wilson.

After our army is created, I will send an elite group of 1st class SOLDIERS to find and kill the traitor named tinky.

whoever that is...my name's goink. feel sorry for this tinky fellow.

I am looking for a cave...I have no problem with the garlic soaked food on board ship because I am of french descent and know that garlic is great for fighting the parasites,bacteria,virus we will probably get on the island.Shelter,water,wood,garlic soaked ship food....I am set...were the hell did I put my book?

remember...you still need to eat fish and meat. start making that spear, catching fish with a spear is not as easy as you think. What's worse is that the ship has no fire starters. Grab two dry sticks and start rubbing. Water is limited to what you have on the ship. Never drink the salt water.

I have set several containers around my cave to catch rain water and I am currently digging to see if I can find the water table....I mean ,just as soon as I am done ith this chapter...just a few more pages and I will get busy looking for rock fragments to sharpen those spears for you...oh shoot...One more chapter,that one ended on a cliff hanger...got to find out what happens next to the gunsliger...then I am off to ......

By the way...I am the only aspie that smokes...I always carry several lighters on me...guess that makes me ...FIRE GODDESS...you may anoint my feet while I read.....

I would either:

1. Serach for food.

2. Search for shelter.

3. Go into a psychotic rage and kill/maim OWA for the irresponsible act. You say this is impossible, OWA? Remember, I've yet to unleas my doomsday option.

The firts rule of survival is to sort your shelter.

Once that is done you should search for firewood and food.

I'd probably have a breakdown because I would not want to be stranded on an island because I could be there for a very long time or maybe for the rest of my life. I like where I live, TV, videogames, etc.

Check for casualties

Seek shelter

Seek wood

Start fire

Find water

Find Food

Cook food

Try and fix radio

Try and find other ways of getting help

That is the order in which it should be done and the order i would do it in