Hey, guys.
I'm known throughout WrongPlanet for my sometimes witty, and sometimes insane posts. You've probably noticed that my style of humor is cynical, satirical, and extremely dark. To go off topic a bit, I graduated from high school last week. Hallelujah. I feel that I've matured even more just by saying that last part. Anyway, let us continue.
If you've seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off, you might be familiar with Jeffrey Jones, the actor who played Principal Ed Rooney. Well, in the early 2000's, Jones was arrested on child pornography charges involving a fourteen year old boy. Yeah. Try watching the movie with that knowledge in hindsight and reap the dark lulz. At least, that's what I thought. I considered posting a demotivational poster featuring Jone's mugshot, with a caption that read "Don't Drop the Soap, Ferris!" However, the angel on my shoulder wholeheartedly disagreed. You can crack jokes about terrorism, suicide (*cough*Heathers), and war, but making a quip about child molestation is a BIG no-no. In fact, it's the equivalent of pissing on a homeless person. On camera. In my heart, I feel as though that there are lines that should never be crossed when it comes to comedy. Wouldn't you agree, guys?
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