I ran an errand to a grocery store today. As I drove into the parking lot I saw two police cars sitting along the curb in front of the grocery store with their flashing lights going.
Naturally, I thought "Donut sale!"
After I parked my car I walked along the sidewalk in front of the store. The two police cars were still there, with their lights flashing, and three police officers were standing together cheerfully talking about something.
Naturally, I though "Donut sale!"
I went in the store's entrance. It opens to the produce section. But, today, between the entrance and the produce department was a stand.
With donuts, on sale!
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When diagnosed I bought champagne!
I finally knew why people were strange.