I misread that last line as ATMs! I had a whole scenario going with kids lining up to withdraw cash.
ATVs aren't the real enemy, even though they're not my bag, it's the hammerheads that ruin it. Just go out on the porch and hold your pinky up out at them every time they go by. Or throw a couple cotton balls in the gas tank if you have access, only resort to if is clear they are being obnoxious on purpose.
I'm not fond of vacation times either; all the locals are being even more non-productive than usual and all the tourists come to clog up the major thoroughfares
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Let's go on out and take a moped ride, and all your friends will thing your brain is fried, but you can't live your life too dirty, 'cause in the the end you're born to go 30