Embarrassing real-life bloopers.

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I regularly look back at things I've said/done in the past, and I cringe. Tonight I'm thinking about the time I asked to photograph two random transsexuals who were minding their own business at the Gay Pride parade over 10 years ago! I still remember the withheld looks of having been offended, even as they stopped to let me snap a picture.

What are your embarrassing and regretful memories??

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I seem to experience one each day - Saying things without thinking.

I drew lots of vore when I was little. I believe it did permanent damage to my brain.

Haha...oh gosh.

I remember once I was at my friend's house and we were going outside. I saw one of my neighbours down the street and I thought she was talking with my mom. The woman looked like my mom from where I was standing. I started to run down the street yelling "Mom!" and when I got closer they both turned around and I realized that the woman wasn't my mom. They were staring at me and I quickly ran back into my friend's house and hid behind the door.

I remember in grade 4, I had a really bad cold. I was too shy to walk to the teacher's desk to get Kleenex and we were doing a math project where we had to walk into the halls and measure things with partners. I remember leaning forward and a big line of snot slowly coming out of my nose going on to the floor and my friend looking so grossed out asking if I was okay.

In grade 1 my teacher kept us in at recess if we weren't done certain assignments. I remember she kept me in one recess because I wasn't finished a particular math sheet according to her. I did do it though and I did hand it in. I just stood therein the classroom not knowing what to do. I finally decided I'd go out for recess and when she saw me go out, she came marching out and yelled at me to get back in the classroom and do the work sheet, she slammed the work sheet down in front of me and I had to do it again all because she lost my original that I handed in. I should have spoke up though. It was really embarrassing though because there was a big line-up of students at her desk waiting to hand in work and they were all staring at me and they were surprised because I was usually so shy and well behaved.

I used to regularly lock my car keys in my car, especially when I had something to do.

After a long period of rain on campus, I was walking too fast like I tend to do and skipped going down a flight of steps on this hilly section. where I would have to wait for slow moving people. and just took the hill. I ended up slide surfing all the way down at much too fast rate, almost losing my balance a couple of times where I would end up coated in mud, to the bottom. I kept reasonably clean, but was a bit red faced.

I've fallen asleep in late afternoon meetings and get that swaying thing going in my chair. I've never fallen off my chair, but there is time yet.

Really, there is stuff that happens nearly every day. You should see it. I should have a reality show on what idiotic thing I'll do next.