What would your new world order be like??? (if you had one)

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My new world order would be like:

ANYONE who fornicates are executed.
Sex is ONLY for reproductive purposes ONLY.
Rap music and pop would be BANNED.
Anyone who torments social outcast are executed.
Drugs and alcohol are banned.
You have to be 21 to get a car.
Cellphones are banned.

.............i'll post more ideas when i think about them.

The Routemasters will be running on every London Bus Route, once again!

I want you to read this, Ken Livingstone!! !! !

One of my ancestors, a loooooooooong time ago, was Lord Mayor of London. Maybe I could dig him up and see if he still has any influence.

Anyway, my new world order would be like this.

The state of Tennessee would be renamed Kentfordfurthingshireham, and become my domain.
Before any song is allowed to hit the radio airwaves, it must be brought to me for approval.
Cell phones would not be banned, but those annoying walkie-talkie ones would be.
There would, however, be cell-free zones, where they must be turned off, or the offender will face a stiff fine. Persons forbidden from using a cell phone would include people who are DRIVING A FREAKING CAR!! !!

With all due respect: this sounds a bit like Sharia to me; with the exception of the fourth item.

In my new world order: anything that resembled Sharia in the least would be forbidden.

Also: it would be clothing-optional.

That's great news. My girlfriend will be thrilled.

Dude your girlfriend is hot. Can we share? You'll never notice... there's enough to go around.

No kidding. It may not be obvious, but that picture was actually taken from outer space.

Whoa! She's Bustastic!

is that his actual girlfriend?

my world order? hehehe.

No rap music
there would be one world government, there would be no dissension, if there was, they would be sent to Siberia.
all drugs would be illegal.
no smoking either
no alcohol either
you can get your licence at 16.
you have to go to school and be smart, anyone who doesn't gets sent to Siberia
all criminals from the previous government would be sent to Siberia
sexual type businesses (brothels and whatnot) would be allowed in certain redlight areas, but they would be patrolled to make sure that nothing would get out of hand.
no income taxes.......and for that matter, no IRS.
the NRA would all be sent to Siberia
no fattening foods anywhere. we would all eat healthy. though certain areas would be allowed to have a mcdonalds or something like that.
being over 200 lbs would be illegal, and you would be sent to the Desert to work it off.
trains, buses, airlines, and whatnot would be on time, or else that company would be sent to siberia.

I don't think my friend would apprecite the comment about body weight, The rest of the comments are pretty funny, though.

that kinda sounds like an amish community minus number four...without the religion and other stuff

new world order:no more ozone killing products!
which means:no smoking, no sprays that kill the ozone, stop making gas guzzling vehicles and stick with the alternative fuel(this may cost some money but it could happen),ect...
about the cow farting thing...well, there's nothing we can really do about that

Yes, there is. Stop feeding the cows beans.

cows eat grass, mr. know-it-all

we could put all their farts in a giant bag and release the bag into outer space!

- Stupidity would be punishable by death
- You could do anything you want as long as you don't hurt anyone who dosen't asked to be hurt.
- All "Rocky" films would be destoryed

That is all

-- All time zones would be set to Catalyst Standard Time, which would be based on the solar time at my home.
-- Hypocrisy would become a capital offense for anyone who serves in public office. Celebrities, Dictators, and Pundits may continue to be hypocritical however.
-- Broadband Internet would be available to every person in the world.
-- Fashion Models would be required to eat. Any model showing up for any job below a healthy weight would be locked in a Denny's until they reach a normal weight and maintain it for two weeks.
-- Clothing would be optional.
-- Every movie, book, album, TV Show, and piece of news footage ever recorded would be digitized and made available on the internet.

I initially was going to say that Keith Olbermann would be locked into a room and forced at gunpoint to record an audio version of "The Worst Person in the World," so I can "read" it, but frankly, I don't think it would be wise to mess with him. Similarly, I won't force Bill Bryson to record unabridged versions of every book that he has written but not recorded, unabridged, himself. This is less out of fear than the realisation that he probably wouldn't have that merry element to his voice when he had a gun to his head.