A free PS3 or a GF/BF?

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24 Nov 2006, 11:47 pm

A free PS3 or a GF/BF?

Free PS3! And I do not care for video games!! !! !! !! !!

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25 Nov 2006, 12:14 am

What's a GF/BF?

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25 Nov 2006, 12:17 am

Girlfriend/Boyfriend.

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25 Nov 2006, 12:19 am

KBABZ wrote:

What's a GF/BF?

girlfriend/boyfriend. Sorry I know your a teen. 36 year old losers know the GF/BF from
the frequent use of those in personal ads we endlessly search for a mate.

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25 Nov 2006, 12:23 am

Girlfriend for me (I've already got one)

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25 Nov 2006, 12:26 am

Mnye.

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25 Nov 2006, 12:31 am

KBABZ wrote:

Girlfriend for me (I've already got one)

Be honest a free PS3 makes your mouth water? You deciding for love of a human over
the love of a cool machine maybe something you regret 20 years from now when
Starbuline is yelling at you to stop playing with the computer and mow the grass.

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25 Nov 2006, 12:35 am

I would choose a girlfriend for two reasons:

(a) I crave companionship, and (b) I don't have enough space in my hypothetical one-bedroom apartment for a PS3--especially since I plan to get a home theater system (plasma TV, stereo speakers, etc.).

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25 Nov 2006, 12:36 am

It depends. Does the free PS3 come with games? If so, what games?

Or

Is the girlfriend attractive? Does she have a pleasant personality? Is she a millionaire nymphomaniac?

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25 Nov 2006, 12:38 am

TheMachine1 wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

Girlfriend for me (I've already got one)

True, true...

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25 Nov 2006, 12:39 am

A boyfriend! I'm through with toys, unless they're Routemaster replicas, of course.

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25 Nov 2006, 12:50 am

werbert wrote:

It depends. Does the free PS3 come with games? If so, what games?

Or

Is the girlfriend attractive? Does she have a pleasant personality? Is she a millionaire nymphomaniac?

Shes as cute as you and equalily on the autism spectrum has about the same money
, average drive with you having a 20%chance of happiness and a 30% chance you will fake your
on death, 50% chance when you fake your death you get your jacket caught on
the drivers side mirror of your Ford Escort , with the gasoline soaked body of the
guy you stoled from your day job at the funeral home of the chap you were suppose
to burn but you gave his family a jar of portland cement in the drivers seat as you
push the car over a cliff.

but get this!! !! !! !

The PS3's standard 20 GB HD is replaced with a 200 GB monster drive stacked and packed with it all!! !! !! !! !! !! with a mere 25% chance you will get hit by a lightening strike playing it on a rainy day you skipped school on.

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25 Nov 2006, 12:51 am

CockneyRebel wrote:

A boyfriend! I'm through with toys.

Please make a post like this in the adult section in the future I'm note sure Werberts
18 years old.

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25 Nov 2006, 12:58 am

Is the boyfriend TheMachine1? Because if that's the case, the debate ends here.

Also, I'm unborn. You have no idea how hard it was to get a keyboard, mouse, and monitor in here.

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25 Nov 2006, 1:12 am

werbert wrote:

Is the boyfriend TheMachine1? Because if that's the case, the debate ends here.

Sony includes a simulation of TheMachine1 that makes the real TheMachine1 look like
crap.

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25 Nov 2006, 1:15 am

TheMachine1 wrote:

werbert wrote:

Is the boyfriend TheMachine1? Because if that's the case, the debate ends here.

Sony includes a simulation of TheMachine1 that makes the real TheMachine1 look like
crap.

There's something redundant about SimTheMachine1.

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