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24 Aug 2012, 8:14 pm

I found some leftovers that I forgot about in my refrigerator. "Oh, so THAT'S where that dish went," I thought to myself. But when I opened it, the contents were green, fuzzy, and unrecognizable. I accidentally breathed some of the spores. I think it's poison because now my lungs hurt. Also I feel like I need a shower.


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24 Aug 2012, 8:23 pm

Nah, that's just some wonderful homegrown penicillin you got there.
It'll cure all kinds a ailments, breath it in. :lol:



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24 Aug 2012, 8:28 pm

Maybe I should give it to my cat and see if it cures her stupid.


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24 Aug 2012, 8:30 pm

forkful_of_soup wrote:
Maybe I should give it to my cat and see if it cures her stupid.


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24 Aug 2012, 8:31 pm

forkful_of_soup wrote:
Maybe I should give it to my cat and see if it cures her stupid.

Cats and penicillin don't get along.



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24 Aug 2012, 8:37 pm

I already put it in the garbage disposal anyway. I hope the garbage disposal doesn't throw up like the one we had when I was 10 did.


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24 Aug 2012, 8:51 pm

I found a box of greenish blue furry strawberry’s in the refrigerator last week 8O


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24 Aug 2012, 10:31 pm

forkful_of_soup wrote:
I think it's poison because now my lungs hurt. Also I feel like I need a shower.

It's probably just an allergic reaction. OTOH, it might also be the spores colonizing your lungs so that by morning you'll be covered in green and covered with fur.



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24 Aug 2012, 10:34 pm

Apple_in_my_Eye wrote:
forkful_of_soup wrote:
I think it's poison because now my lungs hurt. Also I feel like I need a shower.

It's probably just an allergic reaction. OTOH, it might also be the spores colonizing your lungs so that by morning you'll be covered in green and covered with fur.


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24 Aug 2012, 11:14 pm

I thought this topic was going to be a discussion about TV Tropes: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror

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24 Aug 2012, 11:22 pm

Titangeek wrote:
I found a box of greenish blue furry strawberry’s in the refrigerator last week 8O


That happened to me a few months back. Bleugh.


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25 Aug 2012, 2:51 pm

Titangeek wrote:
Apple_in_my_Eye wrote:
forkful_of_soup wrote:
I think it's poison because now my lungs hurt. Also I feel like I need a shower.

It's probably just an allergic reaction. OTOH, it might also be the spores colonizing your lungs so that by morning you'll be covered in green and covered with fur.


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25 Aug 2012, 9:54 pm

My mum is a refrigerator nightmare. :lol:


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25 Aug 2012, 10:05 pm

Threw out some of the food in our white fridge last week. Some of it dates back to last year's Thanksgiving. :eew:


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25 Aug 2012, 10:50 pm

Not a refridgerator story but a tale of woe from an old house mate. We kicked him out for stealing off us to buy drugs.... anyway when my ex husband and I decided to move house, we discovered hidden in cupboards and things tupperware containers filled with "pasta surprise" The contents were all liquified and pink and blue. The smell made me vomit. Instead of trying to save the tupperware, we disposed of all the little surprise containers we found. :huh:



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25 Aug 2012, 11:53 pm

I love watching the kids cringe when I find lost "blue" cheddar cheese cut the out side off and eat it.