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19 Mar 2015, 10:23 am

I just discovered a container of leftovers that got shoved to the back of the fridge -- probably been back there for a couple of months. Perhaps I'll just leave it there and eventually it will shove the door open and crawl out on its own accord.


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19 Mar 2015, 10:32 am

If you did that, it'll probably try to break up the cupboards.

What I would do: self-inoculate yourself against all sorts of diseases, bring a nose plug, and just throw the crap away in a plastic bag.



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19 Mar 2015, 10:49 am

Yeah, I didn't take into consideration it might cause some serious destruction. Still, I'm curious. What to do!


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19 Mar 2015, 1:39 pm

I would go with the noseplugs and the plastic bag (seal-able, in case he decides to escape).



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19 Mar 2015, 2:44 pm

It might just absorb you and take on your form in order to infiltrate, while it multiplies, until it has spawned sufficient numbers to take over as the planet's dominant species.


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19 Mar 2015, 4:53 pm

Right, this whole thing could get dicey. I'd better get it out there!


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20 Mar 2015, 1:35 am


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20 Mar 2015, 1:42 am

Just don't let it attain sentience, grow appendages and scuttle away with your fridge like a hermit crab...


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