The Vulcans would be likely experience some form of ... discomfort after being bombarded with questions like "Is pon farr a typical feature of Autism?", "Which is better; the Lirpa or the Ah-Whoon?", "Is your selat an Aspie?", "Why not just drop a few ice comets into Vulcan's Forge and turn it into a garden?", and "Will you mind meld with me, pleeeeeeeeez?"
No, they'd probably transport us into the nearest Klingon's engine room, where we'd be no tribble at all!
