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fresco
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13 Dec 2006, 2:06 pm

I've just blown a lot of money in a joke shop! I bought this glue you put between thumb and forefinger, you rub it and it makes magic smoke...
I alos bought a magic wallet and a rubber breast.



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13 Dec 2006, 2:47 pm

What ? You didn't buy the fireball from the hand trick?


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13 Dec 2006, 4:21 pm

I like that you didnt purchase any of the items used to torture others...I hate sadistic jokes....good job...but only one breast?


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13 Dec 2006, 6:18 pm

I would of purchased a book on incants and enchantments.



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13 Dec 2006, 7:40 pm

What are you going to do with a rubber breast? :D


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13 Dec 2006, 9:32 pm

indeed.



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14 Dec 2006, 2:25 pm

I sent the breast to my friend, its like a large rubbery stress ball, he's a gay man so he'll hate it.
I went to the post office to post tit...
sorry bad pun.

The tube of fake smoke stinks and leaves a sticky resin on the hands. Prof Pre. I could'nt see a fireball!



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14 Dec 2006, 5:05 pm

fresco wrote:
The tube of fake smoke stinks and leaves a sticky resin on the hands. Prof Pre. I could'nt see a fireball!

The key is to spread your thumb and index finger apart very slowly (if that's the problem); the resulting film looks exactly like smoke as it drifts upward into the air (I kept my young niece enthralled with it once back many years ago).


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14 Dec 2006, 7:29 pm

Freco.

did they have any magic incantation books there?