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SpaceCase
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06 Nov 2006, 11:23 pm

This is where you make a comeback to an insult above you...no,this is NOT dissing other people and trying to start a flame war.

Okay...here are some rules and exzamples:

Insult: You need to stop doing drugs and get a life.


Try to come up with a comeback to that.You put down,say, "Comeback:What's it to you if I do drugs?Mind your own damn business!" or whatever. Then put down an insult to what the next person can answer.


If you don't understand,please let me know.


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06 Nov 2006, 11:30 pm

Oh!I beg your pardon!

Here's the insult,I apologize:


"You need to stop being a crybaby,and bring your crazy s*** on!"


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07 Nov 2006, 12:36 am

"where did you learn English....BET rap videos?"


Insult...

"Dude....who did your hair...Edward Scissorshands?"


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07 Nov 2006, 1:04 am

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow" (who picked up this reference)

Insult:

"Whoa man, fix your face!"



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07 Nov 2006, 1:34 am

Actually, I reckon that's a MIRROR you're looking in.

Insult: Bet you smell worse than my grandmother's knickers.

(And by the way, if you ever saw the movie Edward Scissorhands was actually quite good at haircuts, if somewhat wild.)



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07 Nov 2006, 2:16 am

"I would suggest you spend less time sniffing your grandmas knickers and more time learning to read."

"could you be any more dense?"


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07 Nov 2006, 2:50 am

"I'm over here, you're trying to talk to the fence!" (tried to rhyme)


"I've met gorillas with less hair"


(I picked up the monkey island reference :D )


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07 Nov 2006, 2:55 am

"I can understand why your peer group would be gorillas...you obviously the kind of person who enjoys
playing with your own feces"


"You are the laziest sloth I have ever had to work with."


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07 Nov 2006, 3:40 am

Wow, who'd imagine that a sloth could be lazy? This is the certainly strangest thing I've ever seen! It's a good thing you're so observant or it might have escaped our attention!


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I know that you're short on cash, but you know there tends to be a reason when prostitutes like those are that cheap.



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07 Nov 2006, 10:28 am

One of those prostitutes is your sister.

Insult: Your father smells like a pet shop.



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07 Nov 2006, 11:47 am

Someone clearly needs their eyes tested, that's your father silly.

Insult: Do you always look that bad, or is this a good day?



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07 Nov 2006, 6:54 pm

Did it take you all day to think that one up?


You're about as sharp as a sack of hair.



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08 Nov 2006, 3:32 am

You're so weak that I could beat you up with a hair!


The only way you could ever possibly be useful is if someone sets you on fire for warmth!



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08 Nov 2006, 4:24 am

At Least i would have a use! :D

Insult: Your about as clever as a bunch of retards trying to shag a door knob!



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08 Nov 2006, 4:30 am

You should try behaving for once. You might like it!

Yo Momma's so cheap, that she lights candles before bed, instead of turning on the overhead light to the oven!