Join the Knights, and resist the spam & Garlic!

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Welcome, weary traveler and friend, to the topic of the Knights! We wish you the best during your stay in our humble accomodations, and hope that you consider joining our ranks.

The Knights were formed only recently, and are in the process of recruiting members. Though we may be small now, we hope to one day grow to a large enough state that we can protect the common man from the oppressions of the Church of Garlic! To be a Knight, one must merely be willing to fight for justice and freedom, and reject the teachings of the evil Garlicians. Once you've done so, you may create your new name as a Knight, select a weapon and get some armor from our Armory, and set out to protect the common man! Well, that is, after you pass the initiation test. The test is simple, and is really an introduction to the morals of the Knights.

1. Practice non-harmful spamming; you must not post harmful spam. Adding a comedic tone to an otherwise serious conversation is acceptable, but posting blatant nonsense will see you expelled from the Knights and branded a traitor.

2. Smite a Garlician. You must resist the Garlic Church whenever you get the chance. If you find someone spamming nonsense, find out if they are a Garlician; if so, smite them. If not, reprimand them and offer them the Right Path.

3. Have a good laugh. The Knights aren't all business, friends. It's good to have some good, clean fun. That's why we're all here after all. However, make sure you aren't doing it at another's expense; nothing looks worse for a group than when one of it's members oppresses the weak.

That's it! Now, all ye hopefuls, sign your names here. Once you've given proof that you have passed the requirements, you will be officially made a member!

As the newest member of the Church of Garlic, I must condemn this evil order! We do not post harmful spam! We merely spread jokes about this humble Planet!

((All a big joke, nothing personal XD))

I, both Flagg and the Crimson King combined vow to fight againist garlic. I shall wield a sickle if I am accepted into the order.

Why do you hate us? We haven't done anything to you.

Ah, a new cult/sect/order on the WP forums.....

Well, I declare myself Brigadier-General Sir Bernard Quatermass of the Order of Don Quixote de la Mancha. I may announce this new order elsewhere, I'll just go off in my merry way and try to kill that windmill....I mean giant...

I, Lord Sir Hiroken Menchas Dus Laschas Gamestrianstance, welder of the High born Sword Excalbur, shall pledge my loyalty to the Knights, and continue the fight against The Lord of Garlic.

im giving you 5 days to disassemble this noobish group. 5 days

if you are still around after that time is up i shall personally see to it that you, like the other herectics, shall be owned to hell. you cannot out-phrag me, i am too powerful

mustard failed to destory garlicism, so will you.

I stand behind Greyhelium!

((No offense... this is all just a big game XD))

5 days is what i am giving you

spare yourselves and do not resist garlics power.

Greyhelium, where are your windmills?

powering my phrag machine

If you become a sect of MTV haters i'll spare you.

If you don't however i'm willing create a alliance with you.

thats your problem unknown, you are too merciful. Garlic does not have alliances, only sects and enemies.

I see no err in allying with the MTV Haters. I doubt we'll submit to your beliefs, though I personally agree with them whole-heartidly, but we are willing to help you if you, in turn, will help us dismantle Garlic. I hope our alliance finds favor with this world's powers, and that they grant us the strength to resist the oppressive Garlicians. Loyalty and courage!

And to you, Greyhelium, you great Lord of the oppressors, I shall not sway under such empty threats. What power have you here? Or anywhere, for that matter? Your rule is a farce, a facade in which you flaunt powers you do not possess. Stand down, or taste the steel of my brethren. Surrender, and we shall spare you and your followers.\

Flagg and Gamester (AKA Sir Gamestrianstance), I welcome you into the order. For you, friend Flagg, I grant the ownership of Charon, a scythe forged in Hades to bring souls into order. Gamester, it astounds me that you already have so powerful a blade! I suppose I shall save those I have for someone ill-prepared. Good show!

I will kick garlics a$$ if i had a mace not the kind you spray but the kind with the spikey balls on the end.

Garlic will showwer your hate with a rainfall of garlic juice. Drink the juice and repent
my sister.