Type a short story about the person before you.

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CockneyRebel
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01 Jan 2007, 2:48 pm

The rules for this thread is that you type a story about the person before you. These rules are pretty straight forward. The story can't be more than three paragraphs long.



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01 Jan 2007, 2:53 pm

there once was a moose who liked pie. unfortunately, one day he was taken down by a sniper sitting on a tall building.


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01 Jan 2007, 2:58 pm

Once there was a girl who climbed trees everyday. But one morning, she fell off of the tree and died.



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01 Jan 2007, 3:57 pm

A girl escaped from a zoo,and fell asleep in a canoe.She dreamed of Uriah,and had diariah(I can't spell that word),and woke up with a hand full of s**t.

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01 Jan 2007, 4:03 pm

Once upon a time there was a magical seal that could talk. But it refused to when it was hungry.



THE END.



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01 Jan 2007, 4:27 pm

A girl was once followed home by the earthly remains of the original Lassie; sadly, her parents would not allow her to keep them.



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01 Jan 2007, 4:28 pm

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a moon ninja. She was the best assassin in the whole galaxy. One day, she vanished into a portal and never returned.

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01 Jan 2007, 4:41 pm

When the full moon rises over the lake, and autumn’s first chill is in the air, you can sometimes hear her singing in the trees. The ape-woman’s voice sparkles with a haunting melody as old as the groves she inhabits. It was on just such an evening that he came upon her, standing naked in the moonlight, carefully removing the pit from a passada fruit.


She was the most beautiful creature she had ever seen. She had green eyes that appeared to glow as they reflected the night’s light, and her song was that delicate song he had before heard only whispered by trees.


She turned away when she saw him and slowly ambled off into the woods. It was several minutes before he regained his senses.

The Beginning.


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01 Jan 2007, 4:45 pm

a spirit came to his bedroom window and sold him a new dell computer for 20 bucks. later on that night, bill gates came into his room and beat the computer into a million piece with a bat.


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01 Jan 2007, 4:47 pm

He walked into his magicial Flower Garden. His groovy flowers wished him a good morning. He grabbed his hose and watered them with love. Than he fertilized them and talked to each and every one of them.



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01 Jan 2007, 4:52 pm

a hippie girl embraced all the beauty of the world. she then headed for the stars.


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01 Jan 2007, 4:53 pm

Once upon a time, out of nowhere, A routemaster bus stopped and the driver ran out shouting "I'M BORED, SOMEONE ELSE DRIVE THIS CONTRAPTION!! !!" The person stood next to it CockneyRebel happily got in the bus and drove off.



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01 Jan 2007, 4:55 pm

There was a little girl in a red dress named Tinky, and she climbed through her basement to find a new world.
She then realized the new world was all in black-and-white.
Then she turned into a giraffe.



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01 Jan 2007, 5:02 pm

Starbuline, the high chancellor, was strolling along a path, when it started raining. Her daily walk had been ruined. Even worse, she had no coat, and she was totally drenched. Running home, she fell into a massive crater caused by an asteroid. Then, much worse, everyone turned into zombies and started chasing after her. Oh no, the zombies are coming to kill me too!!


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01 Jan 2007, 5:38 pm

After a satisfying day of weighing souls he returned to his temple and consumed many a grapefruit.



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01 Jan 2007, 5:43 pm

And I've heard *many a story* about that.

You drank water from a goat pond, and then ate some fish.