An epidemic abounds on WP

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30 Dec 2006, 11:39 pm

Watch out. I've already seen three posters (SteelMaiden, CockneyRebel, and SpaceCase) fall victim to spontaneous amnesia today. I don't know what is causing this, but as the self-appointed WP health officer, I vow to get to the bottom of this.

It appears to strike only females, and causes victims to need to be told about themselves. In order to prevent further outbreaks, I am ordering all female posters to wear helmets for the duration.

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30 Dec 2006, 11:41 pm

*Puts on helmet*

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30 Dec 2006, 11:41 pm

I always wear my helmet.

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30 Dec 2006, 11:45 pm

Good. Always obey your local health officer!

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30 Dec 2006, 11:46 pm

werbert wrote:

Good. Always obey your local health officer!

Thanks for the warning health officer Werbert!

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30 Dec 2006, 11:48 pm

He just wants all the females to call him "officer" :roll: .

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30 Dec 2006, 11:51 pm

en_una_isla wrote:

He just wants all the females to call him "officer" :roll:

Ahem! That is Officer he just wants all the females to call Officer him "Officer." Get it right, or the Health Officer will take away your helmet.

Your cooperation is appreciated, Starbuline.

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31 Dec 2006, 12:01 am

werbert wrote:

Your cooperation is appreciated, Starbuline.

Thanks Officer.

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31 Dec 2006, 3:08 am

You sick little monkey

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31 Dec 2006, 3:19 am

werbert wrote:

Good. Always obey your local health officer!

Another important precaution is for female members to stand in the buff while pointing the camera at themselves. The result is then uploaded for others to check for any signs of amnesia. Isn't that right, werbert?

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