Talk like a cartoon villain

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09 Jun 2009, 5:11 pm

# Miserable worm, upstart weakling. All who oppose the dark lord must die. Come, meet your doom! Ho ho ho ho!
# Worm, you dare oppose the power of darkness? Is it death you seek?
# As you wish. Come, I will tear you limb from limb.
# So you thought you had won? To save the world is not so simple.

(Hat tip to Gilles de Rai, the vampire from the Castlevania video game. I don't mind if this thread dies a death! I'm having fun!)

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09 Jun 2009, 5:29 pm

All your base are belong to us!

(sorry, someone had to do it )

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09 Jun 2009, 5:55 pm

:roll: 'Die monster! You don't belong in this world!'

(;))

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10 Jun 2009, 5:59 am

...the world of men... will faaaaaalllllll...

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10 Jun 2009, 6:21 am

What? How can this be? Defeated by a mere mortal! Aaaaaaahhh!

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10 Jun 2009, 7:20 am

I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME, GADGET!

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10 Jun 2009, 8:49 am

BeeeastLYYYYY!! ! (God help me for remembering that awful show...)

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10 Jun 2009, 11:57 am

Two MojoJojos is too many, for there is only one MojoJojo
and the number of MojoJojos shall be one!

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10 Jun 2009, 12:18 pm

IT'S OVER 9,000!! !! !!

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10 Jun 2009, 12:33 pm

Die! DIIIIIEEEEEE!! !! Bwaaahaaahaaahaaa

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10 Jun 2009, 2:06 pm

"All weak people exist to be eaten."

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10 Jun 2009, 3:21 pm

Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of Truth and Love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth, dat's right!

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10 Jun 2009, 3:58 pm

You're an IDIOT, Starscream! When we slip past their early warning systems in their own shuttle and destroy Autobot City, the Autobots will be doomed forever!

Why throw away your life so recklessly, Prime?

Such heroic nonsense!

Decepticons, RETREEEEEEAAAAT!! !! !

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10 Jun 2009, 5:32 pm

When we get back to Alexandria, I want Garnet decapitated.

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10 Jun 2009, 8:30 pm

Being disentegrated makes me very angry...very angry indeed.

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10 Jun 2009, 8:32 pm

Shark: "Laugh now, new meat, because feeding on this meat won't satisfy my hunger! Nothing satisfies the hunger of The Shark!"

Green Lantern: "Shut up, creep!"

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