Andrew Jackson vs Teddy Roosevelt

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The two presidents will be fighting on a dirt road. Roosevelt is armed with a Bowie knife and Andrew Jackson has a hickory cane.

Who wins?

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Teddy will shove that cane up Andy's genocidal, Hitlerian bum SIDEWAYS.


BULLY!

Jackson had no respect for how the government is supposed to work. The Supreme Court found his actions regarding Native Americans to be wrong, but he ignored their ruling and dared the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court to enforce it. I don't think Jackson should be honored on a twenty dollar bill.

They were among the two most macho of our presidents.

Most of occupants of the oval office wouldve preferred to assualt each other with litigation.

But both of those two would have reveled in physical combat- with anyone- and quite likely with each other.

But, as the bicyclist said, they were rather opposite philosophically.
Which would ofcouse give them both an excuse to duke it out with the other.

Andrew Jackson wouldve poached game at Yellowstone Park because of his lack of respect for law, and TR would be the first vigalante to defend the park from poaching.

And one could easily imagine the two of them mixing it up right there in the woods!

this thread reminds me of...
http://www.airsociety.net/forums/showthread.php/1697-Teddy-Roosevelt-Vs-Bigfoot
that thread ^

Teddy Roosevelt was far tougher & would've won. [imo]

I think Teddy was tougher, but the cane is definitely the better weapon in the circumstances described, so I'm calling it a wash.