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Is the joke below funny ?
Yes 55%  55%  [ 6 ]
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08 Jan 2007, 8:55 am

Do you think that this joke is funny?


Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs?








(it was on the back of a packet of crisps I had today)
A. a wonky



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08 Jan 2007, 9:36 am

not funny


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08 Jan 2007, 9:52 am

That's hillarious! :lol:

How did you come up with that one?



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08 Jan 2007, 9:55 am

ohhh that was it means??
BWAA HAHAHAHAHA LOLROFLMAO
no, seriously hold my ribs together.


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08 Jan 2007, 9:56 am

I don't understand it. What's a wonkey?



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08 Jan 2007, 10:16 am

...well, I don't think that there is anything in existance that is a wonkey.

(It's how the donkey would look if it was missing one of its legs ... http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/WONKY )
I think the word 'wonky' might also be better known in england.

I posted the joke because those sort of jokes hardly ever make me laugh, but when I read it, I couldn't help myself. It made me laugh. And I was surprised :D



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08 Jan 2007, 10:49 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
That's hillarious! :lol:

How did you come up with that one?


CockneyRebel.. I'm not sure if you are being serious or if you are using sarcasm

..either way, erm.. (it was on the back of a packet of crisps I had today, probably quite fitting... Cheesy Wotsits !)



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08 Jan 2007, 2:04 pm

:? :? :?
Can someone point out how the "wonky" thing is supposed to be funny? I'm not getting it.



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08 Jan 2007, 2:07 pm

"Wonky" is a word mostly used in the UK to mean something that doesn't balance or look right - e.g. "that table's a bit wonky". So something like that.



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08 Jan 2007, 2:43 pm

He He.

A typical Back of the packet of some Wotsits joke.



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08 Jan 2007, 2:49 pm

my donkey has three legs and he's called david. :?



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08 Jan 2007, 4:50 pm

Hehehe.

I'm a sucker for Wotsits jokes, they're just so bad, they're good (uses a paradox, yey!).



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08 Jan 2007, 5:02 pm

I say the 'wonky' donkey is funny. But when camphortree said:

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my donkey has three legs and he's called david.

I laughed much harder :)



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08 Jan 2007, 5:09 pm

Ditto.



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08 Jan 2007, 5:12 pm

Not the worst joke I've ever read, but I didn't laugh.

How's this one?

A guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender asks, "Why do you have a frog on your head?"

The frog responds, "I'm not sure. It started off as a wart on my ass and this is what happened."



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08 Jan 2007, 5:34 pm

cheesecheese wrote:
I say the 'wonky' donkey is funny. But when camphortree said:
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my donkey has three legs and he's called david.

I laughed much harder :)



:lol: Same. I think that was the funniest thing I heard today
That's the sort of thing they should be printing on the back of those crisp bags.
thanks camphortree


:!: i think it's possible that I laughed at the original donkey joke (on the wotsits bag) because of the way I was sitting. I was sort of slumped in the chair. (my posture)