What do you think will the cause of your death be?

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12 Jan 2013, 5:56 pm

I just saw this question in another topic and I think it truly deserves a separate thread. So: what?

I think I'll die just of an old age. Assuming I'll die of something else, though, I bet it will be a heart related problem (I'm a person who gets irritated easily so maybe I'll get a heart attack in the future) or some sort of tumour, for those happen often, unfortunately. Another option is an accident.

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12 Jan 2013, 6:00 pm

Cause of Death: Life

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12 Jan 2013, 6:01 pm

I'll either:

a) poison myself and die in the middle of Giffen Park, one of my favourite places in the world, or outside Gate 7 of the Gabba, which is my spiritual home
b) jump off the Storey Bridge.

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12 Jan 2013, 6:01 pm

Irulan wrote:

What do you think the cause of your death will be?

In decreasing order of probability...

1. A massive heart attack.

2. A malignant tumour.

3. C.O.P.D.

4. A stroke.

5. An accident.

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12 Jan 2013, 6:04 pm

Way I've been treating my body these past couple years, the junk I've been shoveling down my yap, I figure I'll die of either a food-additive-induced cancer, or some sort of heart failure.

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12 Jan 2013, 6:22 pm

in order of probability
cancer
suicide
some horrible supervirus thing that will be used as a weapon in the future or will arise from unkillable bacteria (antibiotics causing this)
old age
someone will kill me

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12 Jan 2013, 6:25 pm

No one here gets out alive.

Heart attack or suicide.But not now,ha ha.

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12 Jan 2013, 10:06 pm

Type-2 Diabetes

I have a really bad sweet tooth.

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12 Jan 2013, 10:47 pm

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12 Jan 2013, 11:27 pm

In order of decreasing likelihood, given my current habits and my Family's medical history:
1: Heart problems which are neither heart disease nor a heart attack
2: Old Age or Suicide during Old Age
3: Suicide before Old Age
4: Car Accident
5: Cancer

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12 Jan 2013, 11:35 pm

in no particular order of probability-

*ticker stops ticking
*cells go rogue and go on a rampage
*blood vessels in brain either rupture or clog causing an infarct, causing noodle to wither and die in short order
*astronomical object goes on bad course and smushes me or hits something else which smushes me
*bad guy exsanguinates me with some kind of weapon or strangles me or drops me off of tall object making me splatter on ground below
*drowning
*terminal hypothermia
*death by hibachi
*[fill in the blank]

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12 Jan 2013, 11:35 pm

Death by a toilet seat.

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12 Jan 2013, 11:41 pm

OMGitsKenny wrote:

Death by a toilet seat.

you mean like elvis who died [of terminal constipation] on a toilet seat? or the toilet seat attacking you and killing you?

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12 Jan 2013, 11:50 pm

I pray that I'll pass away peacefully in my sleep.

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12 Jan 2013, 11:57 pm

me too.

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13 Jan 2013, 12:54 am

Heart Attack
Asthma
Cancer
Stroke
Legal Assisted Suicide due to Dementia/Alzheimers

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