Calculus jokes about the force

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24 Jan 2013, 1:47 am

obi wan: -may the d/dt (m.V) be with you
luke: -what?

I find these jokes about the force very funny.

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24 Jan 2013, 1:53 am

*can barely do algebra*

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24 Jan 2013, 2:40 am

no joke of my own but I have a link you might love (I know I do):

link: How much Force power can Yoda output?

it awnsers weird and funny physics questions and it updates every tuesday

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26 Jan 2013, 4:29 pm

Calculate you must.

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26 Jan 2013, 5:05 pm

These are not the variables you are looking for.

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26 Jan 2013, 6:33 pm

How do i differentiate that?

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26 Jan 2013, 9:52 pm

Luke: Master I can't levitate the X-wing, it's no use.

Yoda: Levitate you must, or force you to do another chapter of calculus I will.

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26 Jan 2013, 9:55 pm

Master, are we allowed to use the Chain Method to enhance his success?

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26 Jan 2013, 11:48 pm

"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

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28 Jan 2013, 11:23 am

Trying to make a bad pun from co-sine/co-sign, but I don't know what a cosine is, so even if I came up with somethng it wouldn't make sense even to me. :lol:

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28 Jan 2013, 3:25 pm

My theory on dark energy is almost complete.
Good, good.

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28 Jan 2013, 6:03 pm

Can we integrate these thoughts together?

or sing: Back in the saddle point again

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28 Jan 2013, 6:07 pm

Isn't there something in math called a Matrix? I always lol'd when my teacher said that.

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28 Jan 2013, 6:10 pm

Arkio wrote:

Isn't there something in math called a Matrix? I always lol'd when my teacher said that.

Yes. Go ahead with jokes. 2x2 are easy. 3x3 or higher get a lot more complicated.

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28 Jan 2013, 6:11 pm

And also for the sign cosign tangent they said Soh Cah Toa and I thought of the Bionicle Toa.

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