Let's come up with fun new names for toilets!! !

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01 Feb 2013, 8:44 pm

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Think of as many as you can!

OK I'll start.

Anal extrusion receptacle

Stool pool

Micturition station

Urination station

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D


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01 Feb 2013, 8:47 pm

Crap Trap

Bowel Bowl



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01 Feb 2013, 8:57 pm

These aren't new but they might be new to some people on here.


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Dunny: Classic name for an outhouse.



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01 Feb 2013, 9:03 pm

CRAPPER (Compact Receptacle for Anal Particle Projectile and Extrusion Removal)



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01 Feb 2013, 10:27 pm

I often refer to it as "My favorite place"

I am constantly running off to the bathroom due to a chronic illness, so it has evolved as a way to let my family know where I am slipping off too when we are in public. The joke is, since I spend so much time in the bathroom it must be my favorite place.


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01 Feb 2013, 11:11 pm

elimination evacuator :mrgreen:



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01 Feb 2013, 11:22 pm

Buns Cuddler
These two are for Japanese High End Toilets
Buns Warmer
The Popper Plopper


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01 Feb 2013, 11:33 pm

The "wide receiver"? :?

gah.... too depressed for funnies. :cry:



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01 Feb 2013, 11:49 pm

^^^
solid secretion secreter
out-of-ordure
chip dipper
stool stool
waste washer
plop hopper
dung drain
ejecta ejector

you get the idea :mrgreen:



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01 Feb 2013, 11:50 pm

Flush bowl



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01 Feb 2013, 11:52 pm

^^^
and a room full of 'em is a bowl-ing alley :mrgreen:



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01 Feb 2013, 11:53 pm

Rascal77s wrote:
CRAPPER (Compact Receptacle for Anal Particle Projectile and Extrusion Removal)


Thomas Crapper is mistakenly attributed to invent the toilet, but he did make improvements to the early toilets.



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02 Feb 2013, 12:17 am

auntblabby wrote:
^^^
and a room full of 'em is a bowl-ing alley :mrgreen:


I like this one!



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02 Feb 2013, 12:32 am

turd tunnel



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02 Feb 2013, 7:52 am

Plop shop!