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05 Jan 2007, 11:31 am

Answer me Jesus Website: http://www.answermejesus.com/ask.asp

You can type a question on this website and Jesus will instantly answer it for you.

Just for fun, let's post our question and Jesus's answer in this thread!



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05 Jan 2007, 11:32 am

Q: Why did you make me autistic?

Jesus's A: "Ye of little faith"



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05 Jan 2007, 11:34 am

Q: Are you horny, Jesus?

Jesus's A: "Have a nice afterlife"

That scared me a bit... :evil:



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05 Jan 2007, 11:35 am

Q: Is Saddam dead?

Jesus's A: "No chance in hell"

So my conspiracy theory is right on! :wink:



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05 Jan 2007, 11:37 am

CockneyRebel: Why am I obsessed with Routemasters?

Jesus: Watch out for the Lightning!



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05 Jan 2007, 11:40 am

CockneyRebel: Why did you make me Autistic?

Jesus: Watch out for the Lightning!



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05 Jan 2007, 11:43 am

CockneyRebel: Did I lose any friends, today?

Jesus: Wait for the sign.



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05 Jan 2007, 11:44 am

Alternative: Why did you make me with Aspergers Syndrome?

Jesus: For Christ Sake!

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05 Jan 2007, 11:49 am

Q: Why do you get mad at us for asking why we have ASD?

A: Ye of little faith.

So I guess he wants us to have faith that we were made the way we were supposed to be. :roll:



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05 Jan 2007, 11:52 am

Q: Why does my dad drink and lie?

A: Hypocrite!

Well, I knew that.... Thanks for stating the obvious, Jesus! :roll:



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05 Jan 2007, 11:56 am

Alternative: Are you gay?

Jesus: the holy water will sting!



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05 Jan 2007, 11:58 am

CockneyRebel: Why is my Aunt such a witch?

Jesus: The holy water will sting!



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05 Jan 2007, 12:01 pm

CockneyRebel: Am I a disgrace to all Adult Kind

Jesus: Hallelujia!



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05 Jan 2007, 12:03 pm

Alternative: Why did you die for the world?

Jesus: I died for this?

Arrogant bastard Jesus is.



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05 Jan 2007, 12:06 pm

Alternative wrote:
Alternative: Why did you die for the world?

Jesus: I died for this?

Arrogant bastard Jesus is.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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05 Jan 2007, 1:18 pm

what's for lunch?
it is not righteous

i'm hungry here!

do i smell bacon?
yes, my child

how much wood would a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
resist the devil

so the woodchuck is the devil in disguise...never woulda thought of it


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