You have got to help me, Wrong Planet.

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I have done something horrible.
I saw someone with bling saying "JACK" on the streets talking with his friend. They were talking about how much Autism sucks, so I dragged them into a room and strangled them to death. I kept seeing some gang on the street who were asking each other where Jack went. I eventually realised the man I had killed was called Jack. So what did I do, you ask? This is the worst part. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror, if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom,I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air.


[In case you have not realized it yet, this is a joke]

Cool story bro, JOE! Hur hur

but I want to know more about JACK?

Let me guess... your parents just don't understand.....

Are you guys passing on the joke or think i was actually serious?