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01 Apr 2013, 9:02 pm

Madness commencing NOW:

The sound of gravel makes me want to eat the sex of spaghetti.

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Toilet revolution! The sanctitty of cheescake!

This is your mother:

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01 Apr 2013, 11:27 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjTTuXwm2dQ[/youtube]


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02 Apr 2013, 10:18 am

:lol: Thank you for the bananas! Have an infinite parchment:

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Does anyone else know how to resist the end of dreamtime? How about trilobytes?


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02 Apr 2013, 10:58 am

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02 Apr 2013, 11:21 am

The long and winding snake hissed and baked a cake.



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02 Apr 2013, 11:24 am

^ So says Queen Elizabeth III.

Autotune my shower and put the primrose in business class.


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02 Apr 2013, 11:38 am

I'm not very good at statements like those above, but something somewhat surreal was that the other day the checkout girl at the grocery store told me that they got a new tanning bed at the auto body shop.

Really.

I go to the one at the beauty parlor, but there is apparently a new and nice one at the garage. I won't go to it though because 1) that place belongs to a guy who ripped me off before

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2) it's about a mile away and much too far to walk every day.

I've never heard of one at a car place before.


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02 Apr 2013, 11:44 am

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When I was changing my tyres, my legs came off. Fortunately, I had a baguette I could use the in meantime. You have to consider the meaning of pastry, sometimes.


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02 Apr 2013, 12:34 pm

Sometimes I like to read the roaches who are dancing happily on top of the freshly-baked doughnuts in an effort to protest having their legs replaced with spaghetti noodles.



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02 Apr 2013, 5:55 pm

Uncle Vanya still peels lemons by candle-light; we tell him he should use a razor but only the dog has the answer.

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02 Apr 2013, 6:25 pm

Have you seen the computers who flew on the airplane that has feathers covering its eyes?



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02 Apr 2013, 11:25 pm

Strawberry fish!
Cowboy spaghetti!
J*ck*ng off Baseball!
and Bruce Lee jazz

Rock and roll burrito!


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03 Apr 2013, 12:03 am

Hippies with machine guns.


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03 Apr 2013, 9:30 am

Ten Dimensions Explained in 11 Minutes

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03 Apr 2013, 10:50 am

All of the reindeer shouted at the heffalumps when pizza invaded the great nation of Who Dat.