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Bjork slowly changes into a a banshee, climbs onto your roof, and starts screeching and howling.


Sylkat

^That's not surreal, she does that all the time, anyway.

Supersonic eye drops smell like a tuba exploding.

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It's Deadmau5

I took my car in for repairs.
BAM!
The mechanic said,"looks like your problem was a car bomb."
I took the car home and
BAM!
I once again took my car in and the mechanic said,"yep, we've been getting a lot of this lately. Yep! Them car bombs keep coming back!"
Feeling that everything is futile, I once again took my car home. And,yep,you guessed it!
BAM!

You raise your hand to wipe your brow. Without realizing it, you destroy a tiny alien in his craft who thought your brow was the strange surface of an unexplored planet.

A giant chipmunk terrorizing the city of Los Angeles.

Now I wonder if there’s anywhere a place called Las Ardillas, and what effects a giant angel materializing there would have.

Polarized particles bathing in electric fields of oscillating beams of light radiate information in all directions.

ORZO!

A dolphin riding a stallion along the beach shore.

If you're happy and you know it,
feed a clam.

If you're happy and you know it,
spank a ham.

If you're happy and you know it
then your squid will surely mow it
if you're appie up you snow it
chew your hand.

Coton du Tulear in Samuri armor, doing Tai Chi, most gracefully.


Sylkat