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Well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand, I grapple heroically against the diminishing flux of my own human identity.

Kate Gosselin going back to work as a nurse, and raising the children that she brought into the world.....how's THAT for a surreal concept?


Sylkat

rush limburger saying that nobody in America has ever been denied a marriage license.

Mayor Ford attending Pride.

banana flaming tacos

Money actually growing on trees.

phonographic surface noises [crackles, hisses and rumble] and tape noises [hiss, broadband roar] are like a cancer that gradually eats away at clean signal until it is totally corrupted.

The wildest wilde into wilderness wildly, through black empty nothing bewildered were wild wilde, wild wilde's heart in wildness bewildered, through wildfire wildly wilde wildflowers thread, stomping and thromping bewildering wildebeests, wildebeests wildly bewildered wilde, far into the wildness of the wildest wild forests, dear wilde in this black empty nothingness ran, yet the wildest of the bewildering wild was still yet to come, in midst of the wildest of a bewildering dark, wilde saw some strangely bewildering wild wildcats bright eyes, so wilde danced wildly in the wildest of forest, and though this tale is wildly bewildering friend, our wild mr wilde wildly bewildered his head, in the black empty nothingness he took his last breath - at least that's what the bewildering wildcats once said...

seasoning of the hamburgers may be the engineering behind the gaspergers in the reasoning of the aspergers. IOW well-done is better than rare, for aspies to avoid the glare, of the olfactorily sensitive social faire.

Chickens resorting to cannibalism by frying each other and eating their eggs.

people fancying themselves patriots eating their fireworks and having bad gas afterwards, avoiding matches.

A Campbell's Soup can, cut in half, lengthwise, with a G.I. Joe doll standing in it, dressed as a Roman soldier, Ritz Crackers for wheels, this assemblage pulled by a matching team of white mice.


Sylkat

I can't. I died yesterday.

just dropped in, to see what condition my condition is in.

When I unfocus my brain, then reality comes into sharper view and then this whole post respawns like a million windows from a junk operating system. Ok. I really must go to sleep, but this is more fun.