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09 Jul 2009, 1:57 pm

HOMER: "The sun? That's the hottest place on Earth."



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09 Jul 2009, 3:57 pm

Home: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try. :lol:


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10 Jul 2009, 3:12 am

Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.

Bart: "VICTORY PARTY UNDER THE SLIDE!!"

Homer: I have 3 kids and no money why can't I have no kids and 3 money??

and the one in my profile..


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Homer: If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
Homer: Oh, no! I'm not making two stops!


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10 Jul 2009, 3:00 pm

Bart: Anytime chum......p.

Homer: DO'H!