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You know Bart makes these prank calls to Moe's Tavern right? There's this one episode where Bart has the power to get people to do whatever he wants or something. So cut to Moe's Tavern, Moe answers the phone, then calls out 'Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. Oh, wait a minute...'

"Why you little."
"Mmmm...donuts."

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos." (I have that on a t-shirt actually)

"this book doensn`t have any answers.."

Homer desperatly looking through the bible for help

And that is where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things.

You have to love Ralph Wiggum, I was laughing so loud what Homer did getting Ralph to be in the running for President.

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good one


this, is gold

Marge: I cannot believe this! I'm trying to give our daughter a head start in life,
and you aren't helping a bit!

Homer: Marge, name one successful person in life who ever lived without air conditioning.

Marge: Balzac!

Homer: No need for potty mouth just because you can't think of one. ( )

Marge: But Balzac is

Homer: [interrupting] "If if's and but's were candy and nuts..." eh, how does the rest of that go?

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"doh...usually a mink-massage makes me feel better but now
somethings missing" (homer in the garden of eden, just got
marge kicked out for misbehaving and is all alone)

I think there was a bunch of Hans Moleman ones I like but I can not remember them and they are not as funny written down.

[It] tastes like there's a party in my mouth,
and everyone's invited! - Moe

The Beatles?! Why they're bigger than Jesus!
-Ned Flanders

...like when we visit Underground Grandma.
(or something like this)
-Ralph Wiggum

What's a battle?

Hans: "A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me."

Apu: "Please do not offer my god a peanut."

Cletus (with family at carwash): "All right youngens, bath time. Cover up your eyes and drop your britches! Who wants wax?"

Homer: "Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it."

- "We're gonna die, aren't we boy?"
- "Yea. But at least we'll talk a lot of innocent people with us."

- "Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix."

- "I brained my damage!"

- "Purple monkey dishwasher."

- "Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!"

- "it's just a little airborne! it's still good it's still good!"

- "Doctor we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!"

- "When're they gonna get to the fireworks factory???"

- (insert anything that comes out of Duffman's mouth here)

and my personal favorite...

"I hate every ape I see from chim-pan-ay to chim-pan-zee, no you'll never make a monkey out of me. Oh my god! I was wrong! It was Earth all along. You finally made a monkey (yes we finally made a monkey) You finally made a monkey out of me...I LOVE YOU DR. ZAIUS!! !"

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"I was saying Boo-urns." - Hans Moleman.

"That's odd, the blood usually gets off at the second floor." - Monty Burns.

"Why are all the pretty ones crazy?" -- Chief Clancy Wiggums

Dr Nick: Inflammable means flammable?! what a country!

Can't remember who says this:
1/ You call that a knife! THIS is a knife!
(pulls out spoon)
2/ That's not a knife! That's a spoon!
1/ Ah! I see you've played knifey-spooney before!

That is when bart is being talked to by a guy in an australian pub, that episode is so wrong, we are nothing like what they show.

Homer: I can't belive we met mr Bean.
(when they met the primeminister of England)